Needtogetas in the Army.

[eat big]

After the first day at drill camp, Drill Sgt. Hartman notices an odd looking man in his batallion. Upon seeing this odd man, he assigns this fellow the name of Pvt. Gomer Pyle.

Sgt. Hartman asks Gomer Pyle:
"Where are you from Private Pyle?!"

Private Pyle replies:

Hartman states:
"I guess that's why you got that stupid fucking hat on isn't Pvt. Pyle?!"

Pyle:
"Yes Sir"

Hartman:
"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Pyle. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

Pyle:
"Sir, no Sir!"

Hartman:
"How tall are you Private?"

Pyle:
"Five foot nine inches sir!"

Hartman:
"Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

And this my friends of EF is why Needtogetas feels the need to be a bully on the fucking internet.

 

[Cutiebaby]

you are such an ass!

 

[tiger88]

lol i alwasy think he is the fat slow kid who kills himslef in the bathroom too LOL

lol

him just getting chewed out every 5 seconds

 

[Dunk]

nice. lol

bombs really means he got a soap beating in the middle of the night.

 

[hamstershaver]

i liked that movie except for the love story b.s.

 

[eat big]

nice. lol

bombs really means he got a soap beating in the middle of the night.

Basically. We'll see if he ends out the same.

 

[seizer]

Basically. We'll see if he ends out the same.

Might I recommend a spell check on that suicide letter?