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KillahBee said:
What's cookin in the NT household?

Happy Tday to you, Angel and the little needto bastardos as well.
The best part about thanks giving for me is my dad dose all the cooking. Its tradition and I wont fuck with it. I help out with prepping it all, but I let him run the show. He is the reason I started cooking. The old man went to johnson and wales and was a chef for a long time before he had us kids. Then he left the cooking deal and went into factory work once he started a family. I guess he thought it was better for the family or something. I never really asked him why he left cooking. Maybe I will ask him today.
 
What are you making KB?

You guinea fuck.

I have a few douchecvnt trainers and aerobic instructors here that were invited by the thorn in my side. I've been sitting in angry silence trying to watch football as I tear through a bottle of Kettle One.
 
jnevin said:
What are you making KB?

You guinea fuck.

I have a few douchecvnt trainers and aerobic instructors here that were invited by the thorn in my side. I've been sitting in angry silence trying to watch football as I tear through a bottle of Kettle One.

damn that doesn't sound like a pleasent day of boozing.
sounds like one of those days you are just waiting till your drunk enough to go off and tear up your house/attempt to kick ass
 
Tirpitz said:
damn that doesn't sound like a pleasent day of boozing.
sounds like one of those days you are just waiting till your drunk enough to go off and tear up your house/attempt to kick ass


Eh, I've been tuning them out. The chicks are giving me attitude because I divorced the whatever in the first place, and the guys they're dating are jh1's x 100. They keep looking at their clothes and I swear to fuck, they keep practicint their eyebrow furrow fag look. My dog won't even let them pet him.
 
jnevin said:
Eh, I've been tuning them out. The chicks are giving me attitude because I divorced the whatever in the first place, and the guys they're dating are jh1's x 100. They keep looking at their clothes and I swear to fuck, they keep practicint their eyebrow furrow fag look. My dog won't even let them pet him.
that would put me over the edge
designer jeans and a squeaky annoying voice? fuck that
 
Tirpitz said:
that would put me over the edge
designer jeans and a squeaky annoying voice? fuck that


Pretty much. I wear the jeans, but you've seen me, I'm a dirtball. They look like a couple of Seacrest wannabee's. I can hear them talking upstairs and it sounds like dialogue from fucking Zoolander. I'm about to go do a flying tackle on my dog and start romping just to make them think their clothes will get stained or some shit.

One dickhead came out and asked me what I paid for my house. Classy like Lestat right there.
 
jnevin said:
Pretty much. I wear the jeans, but you've seen me, I'm a dirtball. They look like a couple of Seacrest wannabee's. I can hear them talking upstairs and it sounds like dialogue from fucking Zoolander. I'm about to go do a flying tackle on my dog and start romping just to make them think their clothes will get stained or some shit.

One dickhead came out and asked me what I paid for my house. Classy like Lestat right there.

You need to go out and get another bottle asap.
 
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