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FlexsGrl123

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I need to get laid! thats all...
My honey has been writing this 25 page research paper for the past few days, I hope he gets done with it soon. I miss him!
Hey woman have needs to!
 
FlexsGrl123 said:
I need to get laid! thats all...
My honey has been writing this 25 page research paper for the past few days, I hope he gets done with it soon. I miss him!
Hey woman have needs to!
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where you at i'll be there in 15 mins:p
 
FlexsGrl123 said:


Yeah i am..when he sees this he is probably gunna get pissed but oh well I NEED SOME LOVIN'
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can i stick it in your butt? you sound like a real slut i might give you the full treatment
 
FlexsGrl123 said:


an 11 of course
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shes lieing to save herself from a beating...its ok baby,,,,prophet is here to satisfy all your needs
 
Darktooth said:



This usually means 3 :rolleyes:

So, do you know who Rocco is? Rocco knows how to treat the ladies.

I doubt he will see this thread, I will edit your posts that way he didn't know what you said.. you can be honest, and before you leave, I will edit the thread for ya. sound like a deal?
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Nah no deal..and who is rocco?
seriously all the ladies love my man, they all wish they could have a peice of him..lol
 
FlexsGrl123 said:
I need to get laid! thats all...
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Since flex ain’t taken care of business himself - i would highly recommend that you get some bright red acrylic paint from a near by art store, and paint a large target around your ass and thus forth on you box, mouth and any other open penetrable orifices such as ear, nostril and bellybutton.Now grab a fog horn and a large sign stating 'free hot punani' in big bold words, and run to the nearest local football teams locker room or even better, the middle of the stadium - all the while sounding your fog horn of love and commanding any innocent bystander (regardless of age, gender and sexual orientation) to knock you up and around town.

Dont worry, flex won't mind if he really loves you. Infact rumor has it that he does this exact same ritual a couple times a week himeslf.
 
FlexsGrl123 said:


Nah no deal..and who is rocco?
seriously all the ladies love my man, they all wish they could have a peice of him..lol
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if "your man" is cool he prolly gave them their piece many times already...but he wouldn't tell you that....pm me we'll et even with him
 
if i had a girl, i wouldn't bring her to elite. if something doesn't work out between me and her, then who would be the one who has to leave elite? :D


j2da2
 
Darktooth said:



Seriously, it's OK, I will edit the thread to make sure no one reads it after you post.

Rocco is a stallion. www.google.com and type in 'Rocco' ... you won't be disappointed.


Tell us more, c'mon, we are all amigos here, we share everything.
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Seriously sex is great..after 2 1/2 years it just keeps getting better:angel:
 
FlexsGrl123 said:


Seriously sex is great..after 2 1/2 years it just keeps getting better:angel:
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he must get extra practice with those other hoes hes been slamin......or you really fear what happyscrapper would call the "choking" or the "punching in the stomach or kidneys"
 
jesus 2 said:
if i had a girl, i wouldn't bring her to elite. if something doesn't work out between me and her, then who would be the one who has to leave elite? :D


j2da2
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I think whoever was here first stays here...or the one that is suposed to leave elite...can just change their name
I love elite...props to my man who got me started on this board.
 
See sugarplum, if you took my suggestion in the first place by now you could be in total ecstasy - bent over a rancid wooden bench, being repeatedly slammed in the ass, mouth and ear by over 30 big hairy complete strangers, all the while getting cheered on by thousands of fans and if you cross your lucky starts perhaps even broadcast to millions telecast. Just imagine how proud you could have made you parents and boyfriend.

You sure missed out on that boat.
 
jesus 2 said:
do you call him flex123 in bed?


j2da2
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dialogue of sex:
flexgrl123: stick in my ass flex123...

flex123: oh yeah baby here it comes

flexgrl123: oh yeah! i love it! ok....put it in

flex123: but baby it is in

flexgrl123: oh shit i forgot

flex123: damn it bitch what are you talking about

flexgrl123: (underher breathe) the other guy was much better

flex123: damnit you fucking slut who have you been fucking

flexgrl123: no one baby i swear

flex123: i know someone else had their dick in you...your lose

flexgrl123 i'm sorry baby prophets dick was so much bigger than yours i just had to do it

flex123: BANG! BANG ! (gunshots ring out as flex kills flexgrl)
 
Darktooth said:


Divulge everything.

What music do you like to listen to when you have sex?

I listen to Marilyn Manson - Everlasting Cocksucker. I like the lyrics, I follow with them. "White trash get down on your kneese, chocolate cake and sodomy."


C'mon, like I said earlier, we're all amigos here!

Are you just really flex123 in disguise? To see how people react? If so, I don't retract my above statements :D
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Lol..not flex13..and thats a great song to have sex to..haha..
no music here..well once...but not to marilyn
 
prophet said:



dialogue of sex:
flexgrl123: stick in my ass flex123...

flex123: oh yeah baby here it comes

flexgrl123: oh yeah! i love it! ok....put it in

flex123: but baby it is in

flexgrl123: oh shit i forgot

flex123: damn it bitch what are you talking about

flexgrl123: (underher breathe) the other guy was much better

flex123: damnit you fucking slut who have you been fucking

flexgrl123: no one baby i swear

flex123: i know someone else had their dick in you...your lose

flexgrl123 i'm sorry baby prophets dick was so much bigger than yours i just had to do it

flex123: BANG! BANG ! (gunshots ring out as flex kills flexgrl)
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LOL hahaha that was the funniest fuckn' thing i have heard in a while...
 
FlexsGrl123 said:


LOL hahaha that was the funniest fuckn' thing i have heard in a while...
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nice to see you have a sense of humor. does flex123 like it when FlexsGrl123 rams him with a strapon?
 
jesus 2 said:


nice to see you have a sense of humor. does flex123 like it when FlexsGrl123 rams him with a strapon?
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Never tried..i dont think he would mind though

on a more serious note..HELL NO NEVER
 
:FRlol: @ prophet!

Oh and thanks flexsgrl for the PM telling me the real truth.:)



















j/k flex123.....we are all only picking with your girl!:)
 
FlexsGrl123 said:
Hey prophet..karma for you man..i think i gave you some...never gave anyone any before
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you don't owe me karma for last night baby....but thanks :D
 
I guess someone got bored tonight huh? I don't see the logic in announcing this on my board though.

If this was a normal thread with my girl I would say I was disrespected here, but since she was a moron and announced something stupid like that to a board full of men, I guess I would expect replys like you guys made.

I know most of you were just playing with her.


Lisa...your a idot byw....
 
flex123 said:
I guess someone got bored tonight huh? I don't see the logic in announcing this on my board though.

If this was a normal thread with my girl I would say I was disrespected here, but since she was a moron and announced something stupid like that to a board full of men, I guess I would expect replys like you guys made.

I know most of you were just playing with her.


Lisa...your a idot byw....
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now we know her name, and she's 3 steps closer to having 37 stalkers.


j2da2
 
flex123 said:
I guess someone got bored tonight huh? I don't see the logic in announcing this on my board though.

If this was a normal thread with my girl I would say I was disrespected here, but since she was a moron and announced something stupid like that to a board full of men, I guess I would expect replys like you guys made.

I know most of you were just playing with her.


Lisa...your a idot byw....
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can you feel the love flowing from this post?

your one lucky girl Lisa

btw got your PM lisa.. glad my suggestion worked out for you
 
flex123 said:
I guess someone got bored tonight huh? I don't see the logic in announcing this on my board though.

If this was a normal thread with my girl I would say I was disrespected here, but since she was a moron and announced something stupid like that to a board full of men, I guess I would expect replys like you guys made.

I know most of you were just playing with her.


Lisa...your a idot byw....
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as happlier scrapplier would say she is going to get the "choking" or possibly the "punching in the stomach or kidneys"
 
flex123 said:
I guess someone got bored tonight huh? I don't see the logic in announcing this on my board though.

If this was a normal thread with my girl I would say I was disrespected here, but since she was a moron and announced something stupid like that to a board full of men, I guess I would expect replys like you guys made.

I know most of you were just playing with her.


Lisa...your a idot byw....
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Yeah i did get bored BRIAN. I am not an idiot or a moron..plus you announced the same thing not to long ago..and how is this YOUR board??..
 
FlexsGrl123 said:


Yeah i am..when he sees this he is probably gunna get pissed but oh well I NEED SOME LOVIN'
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So, you're actually flex123. Since most people don't identify themselves by who they date.....

I guess you're setting up this user to "back up" some whacky claims.....
 
Code said:


So, you're actually flex123. Since most people don't identify themselves by who they date.....

I guess you're setting up this user to "back up" some whacky claims.....
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Um...I don't think I have some wacky claims to make but ok brotha! And I agree she should have found a better name but O welp.

Code why would I set up an account and pretend it to be my girl?
 
I was always under the impression that if you WANTED something...you never gave up till you got it :)

B True
 
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