Need some..

[FlexsGrl123]

mmm..i wonder if Flex is gunna read this
looks like i might be in a lil' bit of trouble

 

[KnoXville]

I need to get laid! thats all...

Since flex ain’t taken care of business himself - i would highly recommend that you get some bright red acrylic paint from a near by art store, and paint a large target around your ass and thus forth on you box, mouth and any other open penetrable orifices such as ear, nostril and bellybutton.Now grab a fog horn and a large sign stating 'free hot punani' in big bold words, and run to the nearest local football teams locker room or even better, the middle of the stadium - all the while sounding your fog horn of love and commanding any innocent bystander (regardless of age, gender and sexual orientation) to knock you up and around town.

Dont worry, flex won't mind if he really loves you. Infact rumor has it that he does this exact same ritual a couple times a week himeslf.

 

[prophet]

Nah no deal..and who is rocco?
seriously all the ladies love my man, they all wish they could have a peice of him..lol

if "your man" is cool he prolly gave them their piece many times already...but he wouldn't tell you that....pm me we'll et even with him

 

[jesus 2]

if i had a girl, i wouldn't bring her to elite. if something doesn't work out between me and her, then who would be the one who has to leave elite?


j2da2

 

[FlexsGrl123]

Seriously, it's OK, I will edit the thread to make sure no one reads it after you post.

Rocco is a stallion. www.google.com and type in 'Rocco' ... you won't be disappointed.


Tell us more, c'mon, we are all amigos here, we share everything.

Seriously sex is great..after 2 1/2 years it just keeps getting better

 

[HumorMe]

mmm..i wonder if Flex is gunna read this
looks like i might be in a lil' bit of trouble

Just offer him a dicklick and you'll be fine.

 

[prophet]

Seriously sex is great..after 2 1/2 years it just keeps getting better

he must get extra practice with those other hoes hes been slamin......or you really fear what happyscrapper would call the "choking" or the "punching in the stomach or kidneys"

 

[jesus 2]

do you call him flex123 in bed?


j2da2

 

[FlexsGrl123]

if i had a girl, i wouldn't bring her to elite. if something doesn't work out between me and her, then who would be the one who has to leave elite?


j2da2

I think whoever was here first stays here...or the one that is suposed to leave elite...can just change their name
I love elite...props to my man who got me started on this board.

 

[KnoXville]

See sugarplum, if you took my suggestion in the first place by now you could be in total ecstasy - bent over a rancid wooden bench, being repeatedly slammed in the ass, mouth and ear by over 30 big hairy complete strangers, all the while getting cheered on by thousands of fans and if you cross your lucky starts perhaps even broadcast to millions telecast. Just imagine how proud you could have made you parents and boyfriend.

You sure missed out on that boat.