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odoyal rulez
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Get a blowjob man...it always helps me heh
You can't go twice in one day? What are you? 80?
A nap. Cialis takes too long to kick in for me. I need a good 6-8 hours before I am feeling that shit. Viagra fucks my head up.
Just relax, have a mild alcoholic drink and just remind yourself that if you don't knock it out of the box someone else is waiting around the next corner who can.
A nap. Cialis takes too long to kick in for me. I need a good 6-8 hours before I am feeling that shit. Viagra fucks my head up.
Just relax, have a mild alcoholic drink and just remind yourself that if you don't knock it out of the box someone else is waiting around the next corner who can.
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the_clockwork
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how did you NOT mean to bang a girl?? YOu tripped and your dick went in?
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johnny-drama
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Agree on cialis takin awhile to kick try some of T##'# superman pills
chewyxrage
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wow I'm glad I don't have to worry about that shit I'll go 6 times a day if I could
if she's hot than it shouldn't be a problem
if she's hot than it shouldn't be a problem
chewyxrage
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morning secks is the best secks
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the_clockwork
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Lestat said:
ahh.. if you would have said no i bet she'd think you were gay.. good call but now you shot yourself in the foot!
ok a little more detail
the chick tonight is hot, I will be able to perform, but I need rockstar style performance, like AAP said, if I can't deliver, there is a dude around the corner that can.
I can't get a hard on after a single rail of coke
makes me horny though so it is like torture. I was in vegas, did about half a gram of coke throughout the day, finally got this chick back to my room that I had been working on since I had met her at the pool earlier in the day. We get naked, I eat her pussy, I get up to fuck her and I'm limp like a wet fucking noodle. She goes down on me, working my cock, but its a fucking marshellow!!! I can't believe it. She tells me I can do ANYTHING I want, so I say let me fuck your tits (they were huge) so she lays on her back and I straddle her with my limp cock between her tits. She squeezes them together pefectly, tries to suck the head with I thrust but my thrusts were futile! it just squished my limp dick into the bottom of her tits. She finally says "when are you going to get hard?" I nearly cried. I told her its done, get the fuck out my room.
the chick tonight is hot, I will be able to perform, but I need rockstar style performance, like AAP said, if I can't deliver, there is a dude around the corner that can.
I can't get a hard on after a single rail of coke
makes me horny though so it is like torture. I was in vegas, did about half a gram of coke throughout the day, finally got this chick back to my room that I had been working on since I had met her at the pool earlier in the day. We get naked, I eat her pussy, I get up to fuck her and I'm limp like a wet fucking noodle. She goes down on me, working my cock, but its a fucking marshellow!!! I can't believe it. She tells me I can do ANYTHING I want, so I say let me fuck your tits (they were huge) so she lays on her back and I straddle her with my limp cock between her tits. She squeezes them together pefectly, tries to suck the head with I thrust but my thrusts were futile! it just squished my limp dick into the bottom of her tits. She finally says "when are you going to get hard?" I nearly cried. I told her its done, get the fuck out my room.
jh1
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Lestat said:ok a little more detail
the chick tonight is hot, I will be able to perform, but I need rockstar style performance, like AAP said, if I can't deliver, there is a dude around the corner that can.
I can't get a hard on after a single rail of coke
Deca was the ONLY thing in my life that did that too me, and it wasn't until the girl wanted an IMMEDIATE second round that fugged me over. I added test the very next week - as soon as it came via UPS....
Since when you be blowing coke like that? When was this Vegas trip?
and for those of you that love to take opportunities like this to poke fun, just keep it real, that's all I ask, and that's what I give you. APP's comment was brutal, but real. I'm 30, I should be able to pop 2x a day (morning and night) with no problem, and yes, if the girl is hot it shouldn't be a problem either. I'm just the type to over plan and I was worried, odds are it will be perfectly fine and I'll have a great story tomorrow.
wtf man. You think I'm a monk or something? You were surprised I knew about juice, now coke? Coke is a gateway drug still I thought? Booze, weed, coke are social circle staples, I dated a chick on Crystal meth of a while as well. Never shot heroin though but not opposed to it.jh1 said:
Deca was the ONLY thing in my life that did that too me, and it wasn't until the girl wanted an IMMEDIATE second round that fugged me over. I added test the very next week - as soon as it came via UPS....
Since when you be blowing coke like that? When was this Vegas trip?
NJjuice22
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the only time a non-cocainal drug that has fucked up my johnson was when I thought I needed paxil..lol...first time in my life I had zero desire to bang my girl who i was living with that the time. I went from being a horndog bothering her 5x a day to her asking me "what the hell is wrong with me", "are you seeing someone else" ...lol.
self pwnage at it's best! 
Lestat said:I can't get a hard on after a single rail of coke
Man, I would have replied "when you get better looking". Then popped her one in the eye to dull the pain from the massive ego bust she just had.
I would have chased that bitch out of my room, locked the door and dialed every fucking number on her cell phone and left a crying message about "this is Brian, please reconsider about having that abortion I really think we need this baby to make things work between us. We really need to start a family... *more crying*"
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johnny-drama
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Lestat said:ok a little more detail
the chick tonight is hot, I will be able to perform, but I need rockstar style performance, like AAP said, if I can't deliver, there is a dude around the corner that can.
I can't get a hard on after a single rail of coke
I think i would have kept this story to myself
swole
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lol @ most of the dudes in this thread
limp dick happens to the best of us, most likely mental as a result of stress or from being dead tired....sometimes i'm just not in the mood for shit
i recommend porn, cialis, and some loose boxers
being the outside spoon before a session gets me all hard, try that instead of going right into it
limp dick happens to the best of us, most likely mental as a result of stress or from being dead tired....sometimes i'm just not in the mood for shit
i recommend porn, cialis, and some loose boxers
being the outside spoon before a session gets me all hard, try that instead of going right into it
string_bean00
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swole said:
that's a good one
holy fuck you suck dudeLestat said:ok a little more detail
the chick tonight is hot, I will be able to perform, but I need rockstar style performance, like AAP said, if I can't deliver, there is a dude around the corner that can.
I can't get a hard on after a single rail of coke
