need help passin a polygraph

[KINGKONG69]

im tryin to complete the application process to be a prison guard, and must pass a polygraph. im going to admit pass steriod use, which they said is ok as long as i havent used them in the last year, but it says under no circumstances can i have ever used ghb. they have a list of drugs you can never have used, like coke, lsd, herion, shit like that, and ghb is on there. i have used it, and there are a couple of other drug question's that im gonna have to fib a little bit.

i dont know how many drug questions will be on the polygraph, but those are on the application, so im bettin they will ask them again.

has anyone takin a polygraph before, can you not get a job if you fail it, is there any way to lie and get away with it.

 

[horkporkhorkpork]

yes. just remember, if you beleive you have never taken hgh, then you wil pass. remember...."I have never taken hgh"

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

need help passin a polygraph

Thumb tack in your shoe. Works everytime!

 

[KAYNE]

DO A SEARCH ON "HOW TO STING A POLYGRAPH". ITS A BOOK WRITTEN BY SOME EX-FBI AGENT.


KAYNE

 

[AAP]

Icy Hot under the armpits or on the bunghole.

 

[O'Stanozol]

Never fix the eyes of the operators

fix a spot and alway look at it, breath DEEP inhale and exhale SLOWLY

relax, dont rush anything.

Before you go, applied some baby powder to the palms of your hands.

Take some aspirin before

Wear some LIGHT clothes

but relax

 

[macho21]

Icy Hot under the armpits or on the bunghole.

LOL!! And your new avatar has me rolling! haha

 

[KINGKONG69]

maybe if i use icy hot, and use a tack in my shoe. damm i never thought of that kind of shit, does it really work.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I hear telling the truth works.

That or slaughtering the administrator.

 

[KINGKONG69]

damm kayne, that "HOW TO STING A POLYGRAPH" is over $50. i still might buy it as last resort, does it really work.