Need a Love Poem (Damn I feel like a **ssy)

[Rex]

Stud I work in a flower store so when holidays come around we got to make up ideas for customers who are poetically challenged for those little ass cards. This is the only one that comes to mind right now:

The beauty of these flowers will never match the beauty their beholder.

When the guys who bought them come back to us the next time, they tell us how much their chicks loved it. We had one guy come in that was tagging 3 chicks and wanted to send them all flowers on Valentine's day. So he didn't get shit confused he had "Baby" as the name and the same saying so he didn't slip up.

 

[studcj]

Damn, thanks Ranger that's exactly what I was looking for.

Rex, that kind of surprises me that girls like that line so much, nevertheless, thanks for the input. I know jack-shit when it comes to girls. I will use it in the future for flowers.

RANGER IS A PIMP!!!!!

 

[Rex]

Yeah I didn't believe it would work when my boss told me he did, but once I heard a customer say it worked I was like what the fuck. You'd be surprised at how much a single rose actually costs.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Your soul is like an ocean
So wide and so vast
I would like to beat you
And force you into a body cast

Your love keeps me lifted
Your touch sets me free
Except when you scream
When I shove broomsticks up your pussy

I never want to leave you
You're all that I need
Till I decide to mutilate you
And make you into goat feed

My love for you will never falter
Like the tides, it holds true
Just don't make me mad
Or I'll grab a cleaver
And decapitate you

 

[studcj]

That one really speaks to the heart SG. If that aint love, then I don't know what is.

 

[macDbol]

sg thats some deep shit

 

[Warik]

Satanic Goatslayer has brought a tear to my eye. I did not know that one could love someone so dearly.

-Warik

 

[The Ranger]

Glad I could be of help to ya Stud-Man

Ranger