Need a Love Poem (Damn I feel like a **ssy)

[studcj]

well, I decided to leave a card and flowers at her doorstep tonight, so she can find it in the morning and have a good day. I need a good poem to write in the card please. Can anyone help me out?


I've always stayed away from the poetry when it comes to chicks, but there's somethin bout this chick...


Oh yeah...I baked you a cake for your efforts

 

[alptraum]

I dunno how long you've known this woman, but some women will think your a total dork if you write them a poem too soon, some will think your really cool. I'm not the best with poetry either, but there are alot of websites that have example love poems, you could atleast get some ideas off of them. Or those online greeting card sites, could get an idea from one of them too.

 

[Freak Show]

To my boo with those open toed shoes
If you ain't gettin that pussy eaten right, let me show you.

Can't take full credit for that one. Sorry, I'm of no use. I just love that line.

 

[theoak01]

check your pm box bro

 

[RyanH]

Quote John Donne.

 

[Kryp2o]

Shall I Compare Thee
by William Shakespeare


Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou are more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal Summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

 

[May1010]

If you give her a poem, she'll think you're a pussy.

 

[Kryp2o]

I dunno how long you've known this woman, but some women will think your a total dork if you write them a poem too soon.

Then they have not become a women yet.

 

[The Ranger]

My Prayer To ******


A set of eyes stare back into my own;
I see reflected in them the intensity of the
Passion that I feel,

And my world begins to haze ...
As I melt into the warmth
Of your blueish grey eyes

I search their depths,
For a soul like my own.


Blonde hair hiding a special face...
Angels without wings cry out:
We are both hoping.

Both lost, but waiting ...
For someone to walk quietly beside
In the darkness,

Someone to hold the hand of
in the heat of passion

Someone to experience awe with
in a moment of beauty

Someone to understand unspoken thoughts
and deepest feelings...

Someone to see through,
This gray haze of doubt.

And as I continue to stare
Into your Eyes,
Pale, blue-colored iris
Soul searching ...

You shed a single tear ...
A tear of happiness.

I lift my hand
To brush it from your cheek, but ...

....

I hit glass,
And am reminded

It is only a raindrop that has fallen
On my reflection
in the window.

Knowing now, we are the same....

Amen.

Your Name Goes Here stucj

If you're not sure of the meaning, I'll PM ya Bro....but, it's actually pretty simple, and not one of my better ones for that matter....Alas, where is the GHB when ya really need it!!!

Ranger

 

[Snuka]

Roses in the window,
Violets on the shelf;
If it wasn't for you,
I'd be fucking myself.

 

[Rex]

Stud I work in a flower store so when holidays come around we got to make up ideas for customers who are poetically challenged for those little ass cards. This is the only one that comes to mind right now:

The beauty of these flowers will never match the beauty their beholder.

When the guys who bought them come back to us the next time, they tell us how much their chicks loved it. We had one guy come in that was tagging 3 chicks and wanted to send them all flowers on Valentine's day. So he didn't get shit confused he had "Baby" as the name and the same saying so he didn't slip up.

 

[studcj]

Damn, thanks Ranger that's exactly what I was looking for.

Rex, that kind of surprises me that girls like that line so much, nevertheless, thanks for the input. I know jack-shit when it comes to girls. I will use it in the future for flowers.

RANGER IS A PIMP!!!!!

 

[Rex]

Yeah I didn't believe it would work when my boss told me he did, but once I heard a customer say it worked I was like what the fuck. You'd be surprised at how much a single rose actually costs.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Your soul is like an ocean
So wide and so vast
I would like to beat you
And force you into a body cast

Your love keeps me lifted
Your touch sets me free
Except when you scream
When I shove broomsticks up your pussy

I never want to leave you
You're all that I need
Till I decide to mutilate you
And make you into goat feed

My love for you will never falter
Like the tides, it holds true
Just don't make me mad
Or I'll grab a cleaver
And decapitate you

 

[studcj]

That one really speaks to the heart SG. If that aint love, then I don't know what is.

 

[macDbol]

sg thats some deep shit

 

[Warik]

Satanic Goatslayer has brought a tear to my eye. I did not know that one could love someone so dearly.

-Warik

 

[The Ranger]

Glad I could be of help to ya Stud-Man

Ranger