Nature Boy I found your theme song!

[polarpixie]

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off
Dance around the house like nature boy
My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be
But you don't see me
No one can see me

I pull my blinds
Fill out my income tax form
Pen in hand I write so legibly
I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him
But you don't see me
No one should see me

I pull the blinds
For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating
I have my videos-loads of Ren and Stimpy
Bottom-a bit of pornography
But you don't see me
No one should see me

--Nature Boy from Primus

 

[Y_lifter]

I bet you girls can't wait for the Video..

 

[dballer]

I ain't never been with a woman long enough
For my boots to get old.
But we been together so long now
They both need resoled.
If I ever settle down, you'd be my kind.
So it's a good time for me to head on down the line.

(Chorus)
Heard it in a love song,
Heard it in a love song,
Heard it in a love song,
Can't be wrong.

I'm the kind of man who likes to get away.
Likes to start dreamin' about tomorrow, today.
Never said that I love you, even though it's so.
I'll grab this duffel bag of mine, it's time to go.
(chorus)

(instrumental verse and chorus)

I'm gonna be leavin' at the break of dawn.
Wish you could come but I don't need no woman taggin' along.
Gon' sneak out that door, couldn't stand to see you cry,
I'd stay another year if I saw a teardrop in your eye.
(Chorus)

I never had a damn thing, but what I had,
I had to leave it behind.
You're the hardest thing I ever tried
To get off my mind.
Always something greener on the other side of that hill.
I was born a wrangler and a rounder and I guess I always will.

 

[the nature boy]

so this replaces my original themesong of "I Touch Myself"?

 

[dballer]

Sorry Polar.. I like my dedication to Nature alot better.

 

[polarpixie]

dballer you sap.

so this replaces my original themesong of "I Touch Myself"?

Why would you want to "Touch Yourself" when you can stoke your kitty (Allowishus)?

 

[the nature boy]

well my kitty sometimes isn't around. so I neet to touch something.

Thanks for the dedication my friend.

 

[polarpixie]

Sorry Polar.. I like my dedication to Nature alot better.

We'll just let Nature decide for himself. Here Nature Nature...

 

[the nature boy]

In the female dedication catagory I choose polar

In the Male dedication catagory I select dballer

 

[polarpixie]

In the female dedication catagory I choose polar

In the Male dedication catagory I select dballer

Nature that was so painfully fair. Come on let's go dballer I will wrestle you for the Overall dedication category.

 

[TheProject]

Nature that was so painfully fair. Come on let's go dballer I will wrestle you for the Overall dedication category.

What? Wrestling with pixie?

 

[PHATchik]

lol

 

[polarpixie]

What? Wrestling with pixie?

It is amazing what kind of pictures are out on the net....

 

[TheProject]

It is amazing what kind of pictures are out on the net....

Indeed...

Asianfemdom.com, eh?