Nathan's Poetry Corner

[Nathan]

When the Wind Blows
By Nathan

When the wind blows,
It blows hard, real hard.
Like a fat man trying to jump,
The wind so totally blows.

When the wind blows,
Fat people don't feel it.
They have a shield of fat
And it's gross.

When the wind blows,
The obese like totally cry.
It's cause their eyes
Are the only place without gross fat.

When the wind blows,
Fat people should all die.
Fat is stupid,
Just like fat people.

The End.


I apologize to any fat people even though they're probably too fat to read this.

 

[beastboy]

My peter is fat...does that count?

 

[hardrock]

My peter is fat...does that count?

I'm sure your "friend" Peter wouldn't like being called fat.

 

[Nathan]

I love Nathan
By Poyeboy

I love Nathan
He is soft
He is cuddley
He smells really nice

I love Nathan
he is awesome
totally awesome
so awesome it hurts

I love Nathan
Even though hes gay
Even though hes ugly
Even though hes mean to me

I long to be with you
to have my hands caress your pail skin
to curl you balding hair around my thick fingers
I long to be with you

At first when I saw this I was like, "Oh no, he's going to make fun of me." Then I read your poem and couldn't help but notice that you painted such a beautiful picture of me. I love you too Poyeboy. When are you cycling?

 

[PoyeBoy]

I love Nathan
By Poyeboy

I love Nathan
He is soft
He is cuddley
He smells really nice

I love Nathan
he is awesome
totally awesome
so awesome it hurts

I love Nathan
Even though hes gay
Even though hes ugly
Even though hes mean to me

I long to be with you
to have my hands caress your pail skin
to curl you balding hair around my thick fingers
I long to be with you

 

[WODIN]

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!

 

[slickdadd]

I love all of you. Let's make out

 

[Nathan]

I'm sure your "friend" Peter wouldn't like being called fat.

He might. People named Peter are generally so fat and gay that they're just happy to have other people interacting with them on any level at all.

 

[WODIN]

He might. People named Peter are generally so fat and gay that they're just happy to have other people interacting with them on any level at all.

So your lovers name is Peter? How Ironic!

 

[Nathan]

So your lovers name is Peter? How Ironic!

Blow it out your ass. How 'bout that sweetie?

 

[Ffactor]

Fee Fi Fo Fum
Nathan is stupid
And has sores on his face
They bleed they rot
And fester with maggots
When he takes a crap
People around him commit suicide
He is gay he is bi
Oh what the fuck
He's a big old useless piece of
Monkey doo doo
I wish he would die!

 

[gettinlarger]

Gunz, man. He's all about the poetry.

 

[Bullit]

Where's bwood?
He writes tons of shitty poetry too.

 

[Ffactor]

45 inch plats
Bars bendin
Ntahns gay
Ceeb faxs me

 

[john937]

 

[TheProject]

Boy, and to think that I thought I was missing something by not being on here all day.