Nancy

[HappyScrappy]

I think I'm gonna start referring to everyone as "Nancy" in "real life" today.
Just to see their reactions.
I'll just toss it in when I'm talking to people, but then no pause, so I can just get out the serious stuff that needs to be said, but also can take note of what their reaction is to the "Nancy."

I thought about just calling everyone "cheif" just to see how long I could do that before someone said something - but that is stealing from Letterman.

I was also thinking of calling people "Martha" but that, while a much better name, is stealing from Scrubs.

also, designer whey (choco-num-num) with 3 scoops and around 12 ounces of water really isn't so good.
I'm gonna try my "after lunch" shake with much less water.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Let me know how that goes. I was thinking of doing the same thing with "Betty".

 

[Bullit]

Let me know how that goes. I was thinking of doing the same thing with "Betty".

Me too with "cocksucking cuntwhore".

 

[big4life]

I know a Nancy.





........but she has a husband.

 

[Nathan]

I recommend you do that while keeping both hands firmly entrenched in your pants. Trust me, it will help the name-calling go over miuch better. Also, push the people you call Nancy, and when I say push, I mean kick 'em in the crotch first and then keep pushing them until they fall and hit their heads on something hard and sharp.