name two things that begin with the letter "D" and don't go together.

[Lumberg]

I'll start.

Deadlifts and diarrhea

 

[FreeballinDC]

I'll start.

Deadlifts and diarrhea

speaking from experience?

 

[havoc]

Diapers and Dandelions










NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

 

[BileStew]

I'll start.

Deadlifts and diarrhea

Now I understand why Gonelifting was doing box squats over his toilet.

 

[Tryn2]

Over the toilet.... I just busted out laughing...Thanks

 

[Lumberg]

speaking from experience?

This is one of those things you don't need to have experienced to know it's wrong.

 

[FreeballinDC]

This is for beastboy

dick and dumper.

That will never go together for him.

 

[ripper2]

DNP & Drinking

 

[ChefWide]

Dykes and dicks.

 

[Werd]

Diapers and Doinking



Although one can most certainly follow shortly after the other.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Deca and dollars

 

[FreeballinDC]

Deca and dollars

or Deca and disfunction

wait, those do go together.

 

[WODIN]

Douchebags and Defribrilators.

 

[onerepmaximum]

or Deca and disfunction

wait, those do go together.

Or deca and dick function

 

[TheProject]

Delinquents and didactic.

 

[the nature boy]

Sean34 and fun.

 

[Werd]

decapitation and dexterity

I dont think one would be too nimble without a brain....


Although Wodin seems to have no difficulty typing.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Now I understand why Gonelifting was doing box squats over his toilet.

now the entire library is looking at me wondering what's wrong with me. almost placed a mouthful of coffee on the wall 10 feet in front of me.

 

[wutangsfiancee]

Doughnuts and Diets

****sigh****

 

[TheProject]

Deification and demonize.

 

[coverguy]

Dildos and dragonflyes

 

[alien amp pharm]

Digger & Doing-a-fine-job

 

[SoreArms]

dancing and dingle berries

 

[Gambino]

d-bells and dextrose

 

[BileStew]

Gyno and Chaos Mage.

Oh shit, my bad. you said things that DON'T go together, AND that start with the letter D.

Damn, I must have had a JerseyAbe moment and went off on an irrelevant tangent.

 

[mekannik]

Dungeons & Dragons


Diary & Dyslexics


Deer & Dodge


Dictator & Democracy


Doctor & Death


Daterape & Daughter


Deportment & Derelict


Dutch & Dependable


Dodi & Diana

 

[Lumberg]

Ok a lot of you guys kind of fucked up.

Doctor & Death--Kevorkian was called "Dr. Death." Also patients die every day.

Dexterity and decapitating...it can take dexterity to decapitate someone!

some good ones:

Diets and doughnuts

Dutch and dependable (though a joke, appropriate to the idea)

Here are some more examples thought up by me:

drinking and driving

Drizzle and dryness

I expect to see the quality of the alliterative incogruities go up on this thread.

 

[mekannik]

Ok a lot of you guys kind of fucked up.

Doctor & Death--Kevorkian was called "Dr. Death." Also patients die every day.

While your statement is correct for the one instance (Kevorkian) the overwhelming reason to go to a doctor is for health, a cure, or treatment (diagnosis, which goes WITH doctor). Therefore Doctor & Death meet the criteria.


Deficit & Dividends.

Dry Ice & Dermis.

Dusty & dignified.

Diplomat & detain.

Develop & destroy.