playing D&D
stepping in dog poo
laughing when everyone else is done laughing
telling an unfunny joke
stuttering
being fired
programming........not VG's
using an expired credit card at the checkout line
being pulled over by a cop of the same sex
clogging
buying a hooker
having a prostate exam
sneezing
farting
being caught, counting with your fingers
being proven wrong, publicly
being bit by a small dog, in the groin
being tickled by someone your not attracted to
using a toothpick
kissing your grandma
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