Name one person's ass on EF that you know you can kick

[AAP]

I could mud stomp the living fuck out of jerseyart anytime the whim occured to me.

I could fuck up tanka so bad he wouldn't even have any tears to shed for the John Wayne poster over his bed.

And whoever that was in wingtips on Heathers floor that night, I could whip that ass too. No fucking doubt about that.

 

[alien amp pharm]

May I ask then what is the difference in my posting factual information about my personal tragedy and those posts made about similar events by: chesty, JH1, Turd Ferguson, Biteme, Pdaddy?

Really, why is it acceptable for them and not for me?

I dont recall anyone tearing any of those MEN a new asshole for "cluttering the CHAT BOARD with their fodder."

Let's think on that for a moment, shall we?

The fact that you even ask that shows how much of an idiot you truly are.

1. Unlike you, those guys are liked.

2. Those guys post a thread every now and then. You post every chance you get.

3. They typically ask for advice or give updates with the occasional complaints. All you do is cry and bitch and complain.

4. People actually believe those guys. Only a handfun of people actually believe your bullshit.

5. and most importantly, THEY AREN'T PSYCHO!

 

[the_clockwork]

Pussy, neither you or your little assbuddy would last a second as you both lack BALLS.

Both of you have to be THE SADDEST excuses for *men* on the board.

And for the record... I know for a fact that I am no physical match for a man... not even for these two WEAK CHUMP-ASS idiots.

See, I know my limits. When my head hit the slab because my exhusband beat the shit out of me, I stopped struggling and stayed down.

WTF is your excuse?

lol I don't blame your ex for that at all

 

[heatherrae]

I could mud stomp the living fuck out of jerseyart anytime the whim occured to me.

I could fuck up tanka so bad he wouldn't even have any tears to shed for the John Wayne poster over his bed.

And whoever that was in wingtips on Heathers floor that night, I could whip that ass too. No fucking doubt about that.

It was a feral pussy. I bet the feral pussy would whip your ass. Well, he's dead now, but he would have...lol.

 

[stilleto]

i'd totally beat up the clockwork when i'm done with patsfan and jh1 and gambino.

 

[Spartacus]

Fifteen dollars, fifteen minutes, twenty-five dollars, half an hour.

shit

 

[AAP]

Ain't no damn feral cat gonna wear no wingtips.

Shit, them bitches be wearing those Crip pleather bedroom shoes everywhere.

 

[jnevin]

I'd suplex AAP's ass right into a flip-flop display.

 

[heatherrae]

How old are you?

This is the best you can do?

I thought you *called my ass out*.....

Ppffffffffffttttt

Better go get a shovel because you are obviously going to need it. There is NO WAY that you could even come close in a battle of wits.

YOU WIN. I cry uncle. You are physically superior and THE TWO OF YOU (cause goodness knows neither one of you is MAN enough to approach me with any sort of intellect or reason) armed with a shovel could most definitely beat me to that great long "dirt nap."

Just use the ignore function, BM. My ef experience became much better when I started utilizing that feature.

 

[blueta2]

1. Unlike you, those guys are liked. FALSE, I like her

2. Those guys post a thread every now and then. You post every chance you get. False, they always post up their dirty laundy as well

3. They typically ask for advice or give updates with the occasional complaints. All you do is cry and bitch and complain. Not true again

4. People actually believe those guys. Only a handfun of people actually believe your bullshit. Not true, there is one guy here I do not believe, but this is the net so we pick and choose who we want to believe

5. and most importantly, THEY AREN'T PSYCHO! False, you are and I can kick your ass. One black belt chop and you're going down. I would take your truck after I kicked your ass