It's not how big you are, how much you lift or even how much you weigh, it's how crazy in the head you are.
I'm not violent nor would I never hit anyone, but if I was being attacked, it would be a big possibility that my "crazies" would come out.
So ya'll will forgive me if I take exception to some internet DUMBASSES who joke about hitting anyone - especially a woman - most notably ME in the mouth with a shovel, then further go on to joke about me "taking a dirtnap". I don't find venomous comments like that:
May I ask then what is the difference in my posting factual information about my personal tragedy and those posts made about similar events by: chesty, JH1, Turd Ferguson, Biteme, Pdaddy?
Really, why is it acceptable for them and not for me?
I dont recall anyone tearing any of those MEN a new asshole for "cluttering the CHAT BOARD with their fodder."
Better go get a shovel because you are obviously going to need it. There is NO WAY that you could even come close in a battle of wits.
YOU WIN. I cry uncle. You are physically superior and THE TWO OF YOU (cause goodness knows neither one of you is MAN enough to approach me with any sort of intellect or reason) armed with a shovel could most definitely beat me to that great long "dirt nap."