Nail from a chick I emailed a while back

[Dial_tone]

she did say I'm long, and I'm strong, and i'm down to get the friction on.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

parrot

 

[AAP]

I bet you dug her nail out of your back.

 

[mustang_00]

red beans and rice didn't miss her

 

[solidspine]

What did she say when she sobered up?

 

[Pamela]