StickFigure
New member
Check this out. I get a friend request (it seems like your friends list there is like your karma points here) from some chic from Russia. Her profile has no pics and it is very thin as far as information. Well, I go ahead and hit accept trying to be nice and all of a sudden I get this message:
Hello my new friend Josh
You would know how many pleasures to me have brought that you
have answered me! Now I understand, that people in your country really
responsible ! Today I came into computer club and have scanned some the
images and with this letter I send them to you, I hope, that I to you
like. I directly would like to learn more about you to learn your
interests as you live as you work. I am very glad to have such friend, as
you. I in life very cheerful person and at me very responsible work as
I already spoke, I work to help the bookkeeper, and I not in what a
case should not make a mistake, both in work and in life I not less
responsible person, I think, that the person should concerns to associates as
wants that to it concerned. In my life was a lot of pleasure, but
besides it is pleasure always stood on a number with more sad events.
I never was for the husband and I have no children, but I very
much would like them to have, but from the person with whom our love
would be mutual and that the child anything did not require. The main
features of human character I think Sincerity, kindness, politeness and as
I think, that the person it is necessary should be the respectable
citizen with love to the country. I very much frequently see young pairs, I
see as they are happy, I sincerely am glad for them, but thus I remain
itself the person whom not loved At me when that was one friend, but it
is little bit sad history, I was possible shall tell to you about it
little bit later.
I as like to be on a nature, there I feel quieter. As other
my hobby is domestic animals and I already
has my cat Murka. On it I also shall finish the letter
to you, and with impatience I shall look forward to hearing.
Your new friend from Russia Svetlana
Does this scream, "GET ME OUTTA RUSSIA!!!" or what?? LOL!
Hello my new friend Josh
You would know how many pleasures to me have brought that you
have answered me! Now I understand, that people in your country really
responsible ! Today I came into computer club and have scanned some the
images and with this letter I send them to you, I hope, that I to you
like. I directly would like to learn more about you to learn your
interests as you live as you work. I am very glad to have such friend, as
you. I in life very cheerful person and at me very responsible work as
I already spoke, I work to help the bookkeeper, and I not in what a
case should not make a mistake, both in work and in life I not less
responsible person, I think, that the person should concerns to associates as
wants that to it concerned. In my life was a lot of pleasure, but
besides it is pleasure always stood on a number with more sad events.
I never was for the husband and I have no children, but I very
much would like them to have, but from the person with whom our love
would be mutual and that the child anything did not require. The main
features of human character I think Sincerity, kindness, politeness and as
I think, that the person it is necessary should be the respectable
citizen with love to the country. I very much frequently see young pairs, I
see as they are happy, I sincerely am glad for them, but thus I remain
itself the person whom not loved At me when that was one friend, but it
is little bit sad history, I was possible shall tell to you about it
little bit later.
I as like to be on a nature, there I feel quieter. As other
my hobby is domestic animals and I already
has my cat Murka. On it I also shall finish the letter
to you, and with impatience I shall look forward to hearing.
Your new friend from Russia Svetlana





Does this scream, "GET ME OUTTA RUSSIA!!!" or what?? LOL!