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Nathan
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Normally I only have highly relevant things to say so this time I thought I'd try a different approach and just bounce some rough ideas off you guys. So, here are some of my ideas. Let me know what you guys think:
1. I feel very strongly that the nations of the world should temporarily join forces and use their respective armies to probe the depths of the Earth in search of monsters. Granted, we have no proof at present that monsters actually exist but you've got to figure that if they do exist, then they probably live underground and they are probably really hungry. Better safe than sorry I always say.
2. Since we now have the technology we should totally clone like 10,000 Richard Simmons and put them to good use by lowering the obscene obesity rates in North America.
3. Instead of killing other people and periodically losing control of our tempers and hurting others, every last individual on the planet should be forced to take 10 minutes out of their schedules once a week and just beat the living fuck out of an ostrich. Frankly, the last thing the world needs is another bird that can't fucking fly and with the chicken carrying the sole responsibilty of being a staple in the diets of billions around the globe, I think it would be rude to demand more from the faithful and ever helpful chicken.
4. Evil people should have to run everywhere they go and should never be allowed to sit or lie down. That way, they'll be so preoccupied thinking to themselves, "Man alive, I wish I could just sit down or something. This blows something fierce." that they won't have time to come up with anything evil to so.
Feel free to add to the list. I just wanted to, for once, discuss something other than world issues or how gay TheProject and Knoxville obviously are.
1. I feel very strongly that the nations of the world should temporarily join forces and use their respective armies to probe the depths of the Earth in search of monsters. Granted, we have no proof at present that monsters actually exist but you've got to figure that if they do exist, then they probably live underground and they are probably really hungry. Better safe than sorry I always say.
2. Since we now have the technology we should totally clone like 10,000 Richard Simmons and put them to good use by lowering the obscene obesity rates in North America.
3. Instead of killing other people and periodically losing control of our tempers and hurting others, every last individual on the planet should be forced to take 10 minutes out of their schedules once a week and just beat the living fuck out of an ostrich. Frankly, the last thing the world needs is another bird that can't fucking fly and with the chicken carrying the sole responsibilty of being a staple in the diets of billions around the globe, I think it would be rude to demand more from the faithful and ever helpful chicken.
4. Evil people should have to run everywhere they go and should never be allowed to sit or lie down. That way, they'll be so preoccupied thinking to themselves, "Man alive, I wish I could just sit down or something. This blows something fierce." that they won't have time to come up with anything evil to so.
Feel free to add to the list. I just wanted to, for once, discuss something other than world issues or how gay TheProject and Knoxville obviously are.
