My thoughts on the Masters

[SoKlueles]

ugh, maybe it will rain

 

[Lestat]

profound

 

[wootoom]

it better not rain

 

[SoKlueles]

i hope it does

 

[wootoom]

i hope it does

dont jinx it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

dont jinx it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude its my bd weekend i dont want his nose stuck up that danged tv all weekend

 

[jaded]

 

[wootoom]

dude its my bd weekend i dont want his nose stuck up that danged tv all weekend

sorry

 

[Daisy_]

I think it will rain too. hehe
jinx

 

[wootoom]

I think it will rain too. hehe
jinx

do you even know what the masters is? no its not figure skating

 

[SoKlueles]

I think it will rain too. hehe
jinx

 

[hamstershaver]

i hope it does

band

 

[Daisy_]

do you even know what the masters is? no its not figure skating

Ummmm yeah I do thanks, ITS Fags hitting a white ball with a metal pole aiming for a hole.

 

[Daisy_]

Just kidding,

 

[wootoom]

Ummmm yeah I do thanks, ITS Fags hitting a white ball with a metal pole aiming for a hole.

band

 

[BileStew]

dude its my bd weekend i dont want his nose stuck up that danged tv all weekend

You know, maybe if you were a cool GF instead of one coming on here looking for others to chastize Hammy by using it's your birthday as a ploy, he'd actually ask you to watch it with him?

But no, you're a selfish turd who thinks her birthday is more important than THE MASTERS. This the The Masters doltess, your birthday can wait until next year. Plus, you'll be another year older and more miserable because he was offered tickets to Augusta and took his buddy instead of staying home and eating Betty Crocker frosting off a hand-held mixer tool with you.. Your priorities are all fucked up.

Anyway, pre-Happy Birthday wishes you old redneck.

 

[Rex]

dude its my bd weekend i dont want his nose stuck up that danged tv all weekend

Well it's not going to be near your vag, so it might as well be near the tv. Enjoy your cunnilingus free birthday.

 

[SoKlueles]

You know, maybe if you were a cool GF instead of one coming on here looking for others to chastize Hammy by using it's your birthday as a ploy, he'd actually ask you to watch it with him?

But no, you're a selfish turd who thinks her birthday is more important than THE MASTERS. This the The Masters doltess, your birthday can wait until next year. Plus, you'll be another year older and more miserable because he was offered tickets to Augusta and took his buddy instead of staying home and eating Betty Crocker frosting off a hand-held mixer tool with you.. Your priorities are all fucked up.

Anyway, pre-Happy Birthday wishes you old redneck.

now im depressed

damn you bile
he dont ask me to watch it
and stop trying to make me feel bad
these damn new one a day vitamins isnt helping with osteoperosis i have so hush

 

[jaded]

Poor, poor SoKlu, whatcha gonna do
Things look bad for you, hey
Whatcha gonna do

 

[hamstershaver]

i dont ask her to watch golf with me because she never stops talking while its on

 

[BileStew]

now im depressed

damn you bile
he dont ask me to watch it
and stop trying to make me feel bad
these damn new one a day vitamins isnt helping with osteoperosis i have so hush

You need to use the morphine laced vitamins I use.

 

[Rex]

i dont ask her to watch golf with me because she never stops talking while its on

Completely understandable.

I heard some of the players at the tournie could actually hear her jibba jabba when she watches at home. Can you confirm or deny?

 

[SoKlueles]

You need to use the morphine laced vitamins I use.

so if i give u my addy will u send me some for the ole 35?

 

[hamstershaver]

Completely understandable.

I heard some of the players at the tournie could actually hear her jibba jabba when she watches at home. Can you confirm or deny?

confirmed

 

[BileStew]

i dont ask her to watch golf with me because she never stops talking while its on

Then try relating your sex life to golf with her.

Tell her the general idea of the game is to get it in the hole by using the least amount of strokes possible.

If she doesn't get it, go out and buy a dog.

 

[hamstershaver]

Then try relating your sex life to golf with her.

Tell her the general idea of the game is to get it in the hole by using the least amount of strokes possible.

If she doesn't get it, go out and buy a dog.

lol, that she will understand

 

[BileStew]

lol, that she will understand

Oh yeah, before I forget...thanks for the 1 hit of karma from the store. Words cannot describe how touched I was. I used it to buy a new plastic fork so I can stab myself repeatidly in my jugular..

Thanks.

 

[hamstershaver]

Oh yeah, before I forget...thanks for the 1 hit of karma from the store. Words cannot describe how touched I was. I used it to buy a new plastic fork so I can stab myself repeatidly in my jugular..

Thanks.

you're welcome

 

[SoKlueles]

Oh yeah, before I forget...thanks for the 1 hit of karma from the store. Words cannot describe how touched I was. I used it to buy a new plastic fork so I can stab myself repeatidly in my jugular..

Thanks.

yeah i felt loved when he gave me mine too

 

[Sassy69]

dude its my bd weekend i dont want his nose stuck up that danged tv all weekend

Maybe the TV will conveniently break...

 

[BileStew]

yeah i felt loved when he gave me mine too

lol...the fucker just sent me 1 hit again. What does he think he's doing, passing me a blunt?

Don't send me anymore karma!!!

Phil sucks.

 

[Sub-Zero]

bate hahaha!

 

[BileStew]

bate hahaha!

lol..wtf?

Lay off the whippets dude.

 

[SoKlueles]

lol...the fucker just sent me 1 hit again. What does he think he's doing, passing me a blunt?

Don't send me anymore karma!!!

Phil sucks.

omgggggggg he gave u some?
the little bastard wont even share his with me
and im having sex with him





wait, maybe thats why he wont send me any

 

[hamstershaver]

lol...the fucker just sent me 1 hit again. What does he think he's doing, passing me a blunt?

Don't send me anymore karma!!!

Phil sucks.

 

[SoKlueles]

Maybe the TV will conveniently break...

omg
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
or ill hide the cable bill till Monday

 

[BileStew]

omg
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
or ill hide the cable bill till Monday

lol..what in the hell will hiding the cable bill do?

 

[SoKlueles]

lol..what in the hell will hiding the cable bill do?

oh
stfu bile

 

[hamstershaver]

bilestew has opened a rift in time with that incredibly dense karma

 

[Rex]

omg
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
or ill hide the cable bill till Monday

First the juice. Now the cable bill.

Have you no soul?

 

[BileStew]

oh
stfu bile

lol, you'd have a better chance of pissing him off if you were to hide his subscription to Cat Fancy and/or Golf Digest.

 

[SoKlueles]

First the juice. Now the cable bill.

Have you no soul?

seeeeeeeee even rex didnt catch that
so im not the only klueles one bilebutt

 

[BileStew]

seeeeeeeee even rex didnt catch that
so im not the only klueles one bilebutt

Shutup before I send you some gray K.

 

[SoKlueles]

lol, you'd have a better chance of pissing him off if you were to hide his subscription to Cat Fancy and/or Golf Digest.

LOL cat fancy


he also likes glamour magazine
should i be worried?

 

[Rex]

seeeeeeeee even rex didnt catch that
so im not the only klueles one bilebutt

I've been doing 20 hours days for the past 5 days. I'm allowed to slip this week.

Now go knit Hammy some socks, or something.

 

[SoKlueles]

Shutup before I send you some gray K.

oh dear
dont do that