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Garcia already has a decent portion of option #4 covered.
My thoughts on life and you bulbous crotch
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Nathan said:
Better yet, you could submit your writings to the television people and have them produce a reality TV series from it. You'd be rich, and American TV watchers would love you. And most importantly, you could affort to purchase more mind-altering drugs with the profits.
I really can't see your discontent with others reading your stuff, seeing as you post your innermost thoughts and feelings here on Elite for all to read.
chewyxrage
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how did you get this far w/out realizing astrophysics wasen't your shit?
sconoscuito
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you should become a poet
i have a feeling you could write a bestseller or whatver at some point in yourlife
i have a feeling you could write a bestseller or whatver at some point in yourlife
Nathan
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sconoscuito said:
The Ham's Heart
A poem by Nathan
The ham's heart deficates
Slowly, without pause
It feasts upon the intelligent
And craps them out through it's crotch
The ham's heart bleeds
It bleeds and deficates in unison
Lamb is not another word for ham
But they totally rhyme
Shit in my mouth
The ham's heart cried in anguish
This poem has no structure at all
I want to shit in my own mouth.
Chew - I dunno. I figured it out along he way but figured fuck it, might as well finish.
stuffperson
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You were smart to go ahead and finish it.
As if it isn't under your nose, I think the whole board just witnessed your calling in life. Backgammon.
As if it isn't under your nose, I think the whole board just witnessed your calling in life. Backgammon.
Olsen Twins Banger
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stuff person u da MAN
