H_T_ said:not really news. i think Earth hates you.....
i did. until the dumpster smell reminded me.myway said:Whew. That was close. I was starting to think you had forgotten about me.
He sees them more than anyone. That won't help...but thanx for trying to help.KillahBee said:you should show him the boob pics you post in the internets. that should help his anger towards you
H_T_ said:seriously, that kid is going to hate your very existence.....kinda like Stewey. hopefully he vaporizes you irl.........
myway said:Every single time I kiss him on the cheek------ he screams like he is being skinned alive.He has been like this the whole 5 1/2 weeksof his life.
Because you would never starve?MightyMouse69 said:I would love you as my Mom, you would never guess why![]()
the only thing in common we share is baldness.....and world domination....myway said:That's funny. I remember when i started a thread about how YOU remind me of Stewey
heavy_duty said:Then don't kiss him there.
Find a spot he likes touched.
He probably has gas or needs to take a poo.
He probably does not like the food you are eating that is giving him gas after he sucks on your tit.

Something like that. It's just something about the shit he says. Funny.H_T_ said:the only thing in common we share is baldness.....and world domination....
H_T_ said:you might be too ugly. try wearing a spooky mask or something more pleasant......
heatherrae said:He just doesn't know what to think about being kissed on the cheek yet. No biggie. He undoubtedly loves his mommy more than anything. That is all they know when they are first born. Remember, he can't even see too very well yet to know what you are coming in toward him to do. =-)
she doesn't know penis about parenting....myway said:I hope ur right. I hope ur more correct than HT about the subject.
txbondsman said:he thinks your babying him too much...
myway said:He's prolly right if that's what he thinks. I'm afraid he will never learn to walk because when that time comes---- I don't see me letting his feet touch the ground.![]()
txbondsman said:peeps used to tell my wife that, "Don't you EVER put him down?" He turned out alright, he's a all star athlete @ 10 years old.....
I know better than HT on EVERY subject...lol.myway said:I hope ur right. I hope ur more correct than HT about the subject.
like what? snacks and shit?heatherrae said:I know better than HT on EVERY subject...lol.
Well, duh! I'm the snack-meister.H_T_ said:like what? snacks and shit?
lol. your old, wore out ass. and your arthritic butthole........heatherrae said:Well, duh! I'm the snack-meister.
That sounds painful.H_T_ said:lol. your old, wore out ass. and your arthritic butthole........
you sound painful....heatherrae said:That sounds painful.
nuh uh. you're the one. it's not me. It's you. I'm rubber. You're glue, and soforth...H_T_ said:you sound painful....
have you lost an ounce since the baby? i bet you're mammoth......heatherrae said:nuh uh. you're the one. it's not me. It's you. I'm rubber. You're glue, and soforth...
Lol...I'm pretty damn fat. I won't lie. I used to be a size 4. Now I'm a size 10.H_T_ said:have you lost an ounce since the baby? i bet you're mammoth......
all the whey said:He will get over it. Your husband did.
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LOL! that's fucking huge! i'd surely need some time berfore the act, like 5 minutes w/ a Hustler, so's i could stock my mind w/ young nubile images....heatherrae said:Lol...I'm pretty damn fat. I won't lie. I used to be a size 4. Now I'm a size 10.
Is that your little one?myway said:Awwww. Isn't he CUTE??!!!?!?!!? Almost as cute as he is now but not quite![]()
heatherrae said:Is that your little one?
HOW CUTE!!!
lol...good. I would supply the Hustlers so that I can continue to binge on pop tarts and soda and still get my 3 minutes of paradise...lol.H_T_ said:LOL! that's fucking huge! i'd surely need some time berfore the act, like 5 minutes w/ a Hustler, so's i could stock my mind w/ young nubile images....
i seriously am about worth 3 minutes. pregnant sex is difficult.........heatherrae said:lol...good. I would supply the Hustlers so that I can continue to binge on pop tarts and soda and still get my 3 minutes of paradise...lol.
lol...wait until she is 9 months if you think it is difficult now.H_T_ said:i seriously am about worth 3 minutes. pregnant sex is difficult.........
ah sweet Christ....heatherrae said:lol...wait until she is 9 months if you think it is difficult now.
Here is more.heatherrae said:Is that your little one?
HOW CUTE!!!
Oh my! I think I just started lactating looking at those...LOL. SOOOOOOOOO cute!myway said:Here is more.
heatherrae said:Oh my! I think I just started lactating looking at those...LOL. SOOOOOOOOO cute!
the only way you could injure a fetus with that little noodle of yours is if you gave their mommy some creepy crawlies at conception.H_T_ said:you chicks scare me w/ your distended bellies. i could seriously injure a fetus w/my penis........
Notice a pattern on men?myway said:Every single time I kiss him on the cheek------ he screams like he is being skinned alive.He has been like this the whole 5 1/2 weeksof his life.
Lestat said:sounds like he just doesn't like having his cheek kissed.
Then your son hasn't got the memo yet.myway said:Nope. Men like my kisses. A LOT.![]()

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