My shit list for August 2001!

[WODIN]

08-01 Mostly Firm.
08-02 Mostly Firm.
08-04 Mostly Firm
08-05 Very Firm
08-06 Very Firm
08-07 Mostly Firm
08-08 Dear God what did I eat Last night to produce that!
08-09 Mostly Firm
08-10 Ewwwwwwwww.....
08-11 SOLID!!!
08-12 SOLID!!!
08-13 SOLID!!!
08-14 SOLID!!!
08-15 Mostly Firm
08-16 SOLID!!!
08-18 Mostly Firm
08-19 Wow..now I know what is like to...uh never mind.
08-20 Mostly Firm

 

[velvett]

uh, thanks for sharing.



.... I feel so....


Close to you now.

 

[Latimer]

LOL!

 

[MommaKin]

what happened to the 3rd and the 17th? I need to know the results from those 2 days so I can properly keep track of your progress......
I will expect the 21st's rsults by the end of the day..

 

[WODIN]

The 3rd and the 17th were just disasters...I just don't know of a really polite way to say this other than to say that Montazuma was kickin my ass those days!

 

[TxLonghorn]

It's times like these that I have to comment on Mommakins lovely, lovely, lovely...ahem....avatar.

Nice avatar, Mommakins.

 

[tripleV]

how do you go from ewwwwwwww to solid overnite?

 

[MommaKin]

TX, you're always so kind to me..if other ppl truly knew me like you do, they'd like me.....but, alas, I only have enoguh love for a few, so, fuck the rest

triplev, good question.....Wodin, can you answer that question?

 

[vixenbabe]

Why is it when people reach a certain age they talk about " shit"?

Christ, my mom does this same thing..NO SHIT!

If I mention I have a tum tum ache. She ALWAYS asks : "When is the last time you had a BM"?

I'll mention that I have a head ache, she'll say : "Have you pooped today?"

WTF? I've still got my fat lip too, Woody...DO YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE I AIN'T POOPED TODAY?????

 

[WODIN]

how do you go from ewwwwwwww to solid overnite?

Behold! The Power of Cheese!!!

 

[WODIN]

Why is it when people reach a certain age they talk about " shit"?

Christ, my mom does this same thing..NO SHIT!

If I mention I have a tum tum ache. She ALWAYS asks : "When is the last time you had a BM"?

I'll mention that I have a head ache, she'll say : "Have you pooped today?"

WTF? I've still got my fat lip too, Woody...DO YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE I AIN'T POOPED TODAY?????

Could be vix, get a bran muffin and an expresso. You'll be clear in two hours!!!

LOL!

 

[HelenSL]

uh...could this be an - overshare???

 

[WODIN]

Bump

My latest trip to the men's room reminded me of this thread.

 

[Kahn]

How about one of those where you come out of the john scratching your head saying, I don't remember eating peanuts, or, when the hell did I eeat corn. I remember one time I changed my daughters diaper and got scared because there were grapes in the crap. I yelled for my wife that we need to pay attention to her chewing better. Then it dawn on me, she ate a lot of raisins the day before. They had absorbed the water. The funny part is I bet the grapes felt cool coming out.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shit, I need to give myself Karma for that story.

 

[Checkmatebloated]

Very informative. You get karma for this Wodin.
Well I'm still waiting for my Allotment of new karma. It says I have given out all my Karma for the day, but that was yesterday. Guess I have to hold off a full 24 hrs.

 

[Bodhidogma]

wodin, your fucking nuts bro! karma for you.