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string_bean00

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got up at 10 and started drinking miller high lifes

went to beach and drank more high lifes

abstained from jet skis due to intoxication

back to house for dinner and more high lifes

moved onto whiskey

took a nap

woke up and drank more and more and more whiskey

smoked weed

opened a bottle of jim beam

puked in the street and passed out on the porch
 
string_bean00 said:
I had sex but it was just one on one sex, I guess I should have added that to the notes
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Was he cute?

Pics. Was it the chic you sent me in K?

Does she get freaky and toss ur salad and shiat?
 
jh1 said:
Was he cute?

Pics. Was it the chic you sent me in K?

Does she get freaky and toss ur salad and shiat?
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lol @ he

yeah it was that same broad. no on the freakiness as of now. she was uptight at first but seems to be loosening up. i found some porns on her computer today which I plan to bring up in a discussion.
 
string_bean00 said:
lol @ he

yeah it was that same broad. no on the freakiness as of now. she was uptight at first but seems to be loosening up. i found some porns on her computer today which I plan to bring up in a discussion.
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Man, you are in a relationship..she's already bringing up the female disapproval...
 
string_bean00 said:
lol @ he

yeah it was that same broad. no on the freakiness as of now. she was uptight at first but seems to be loosening up. i found some porns on her computer today which I plan to bring up in a discussion.
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Porn that she downloaded or that she made?


A good bro of mine found some home porn of his g/f sucking her ex b/f's cock...

LOL.. it was awesome.. evidently she could barley fit it in her mouth and kept making comments about how huge it was and how good it tasted..


LMAO!!!!

That had to have been hard to watch.. they broke up after he found that.
 
string_bean00 said:
got up at 10 and started drinking miller high lifes

went to beach and drank more high lifes

abstained from jet skis due to intoxication

back to house for dinner and more high lifes

moved onto whiskey

took a nap

woke up and drank more and more and more whiskey

smoked weed

opened a bottle of jim beam

puked in the street and passed out on the porch
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check out how responsible I am
 
jh1 said:
Porn that she downloaded or that she made?


A good bro of mine found some home porn of his g/f sucking her ex b/f's cock...

LOL.. it was awesome.. evidently she could barley fit it in her mouth and kept making comments about how huge it was and how good it tasted..


LMAO!!!!

That had to have been hard to watch.. they broke up after he found that.
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just shit that she downloaded


and if I came across a porn like that of a girl I was serious about I'd probably vomit, lol
 
jh1 said:
A good bro of mine found some home porn of his g/f sucking her ex b/f's cock...

LOL.. it was awesome.. evidently she could barley fit it in her mouth and kept making comments about how huge it was and how good it tasted..
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damn thats fucked up
 
jerkbox said:
damn thats fucked up
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I know dood, i thought he was gonna start crying when he was telling me this shit..

about a year before that shit happened, he broke up with another g/f because she was fucking Marshall Faulk behind his back too...
 
jh1 said:
I know dood, i thought he was gonna start crying when he was telling me this shit..

about a year before that shit happened, he broke up with another g/f because she was fucking Marshall Faulk behind his back too...
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So this kid is basically the nice guy that girls date when they are in between real men?
 
string_bean00 said:
all this thread has done is make me wish I had a ridiucoulsy large cock


now im upset
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my theory on not having a humungous dick is simple: by the time they see it...its too late!! hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa!!!

then you just fuck a new girl each time and your problems are over

the end
 
GoldenDelicious said:
my theory on not having a humungous dick is simple: by the time they see it...its too late!! hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa!!!

then you just fuck a new girl each time and your problems are over

the end
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yeah but when you witness how much pleasure you can give a woman just by having a large dick, well that's an incredible ego booster....not that I would know anything about that.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
my theory on not having a humungous dick is simple: by the time they see it...its too late!! hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa!!!

then you just fuck a new girl each time and your problems are over

the end
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So, apparently - you have a small dick?
 
jerkbox said:
yeah but when you witness how much pleasure you can give a woman just by having a large dick, well that's an incredible ego booster....not that I would know anything about that.
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eh ive known some girl with midget sized vaginas, they have less fun actually. my theory is you dont have sex until they want you so badly all you have to do is tickle them and they orgasm. its a bit like painting - all the work is in the preparation. after that, its easy lol

and really...does it sound like *I* need an ego boost? LOL

jh1 said:
So, apparently - you have a small dick?
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no, mines perfectly average in size, and well above average in looks and stamina (really. it actually is. im not even bullshitting for once lol)

besides, most girls i get with harass me for repeat encounters. after that happens 10 times you shrug your shoulders and accept that you must be pretty good in bed. dont ask me how though...they just get collateral pleasure, i just happened to fluke it ;)
 
The notebook doesn't exactly seem like the 'Imma Eat You Out Bish' type of movie... normally they are crying.

Being eatin out and crying don't seem to go together.

Perhaps Stilleto can give us her opinion.
 
jh1 said:
The notebook doesn't exactly seem like the 'Imma Eat You Out Bish' type of movie... normally they are crying.

Being eatin out and crying don't seem to go together.

Perhaps Stilleto can give us her opinion.
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Dude I started to watch that piece of shit movie and couldn't get through an hour of it. It was terrible. I don't understand how everything thinks it like the best chick movie ever. Even for a chick movie it sucked. So I rectified my predicament.
 
the notebook is the BIGGEST TRAP of a movie, they watch it, get all emotional, you massage them, and theyre moosh

THE END

(make sure you change the music before sex, or youll have sad sex, and sad sex is, well...sad lol)
 
jh1 said:
The notebook doesn't exactly seem like the 'Imma Eat You Out Bish' type of movie... normally they are crying.

Being eatin out and crying don't seem to go together.

Perhaps Stilleto can give us her opinion.
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a. i've never seen The notebook.
b. the only crying i do is tears of joy.
c. i'm guessing that if he DID eat her during the movie, he missed a lot of the movie.
 
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