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My sad suicide attempt.

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Darktooth said:
Why the fuck are those people just standing there? Why aren't they trying to do something? Idiots.


Holy shit. I'd just be standing there too. I'd be like "Damn, that guys on fire!" as I was drinking out of a big bucket of water.
 
Paulos said:


That was cold, but funny...but not nearly as funny as Darktooth's crack on Drunken_Weasel about being fat kid doing the kung fu.


Sorry, I'll try to be more like Darktooth, but not in a homosexual way.
 
Darktooth said:
Why the fuck are those people just standing there? Why aren't they trying to do something? Idiots.

isn't it obvious? it's kind of dangerous to try to put out a fire while the guy is moving. you should always wait until the guy collapses and ceases to move before attempting to help. DUH!!!
 
Yeah, wait till he falls down and then start stomping on him to put it out! This pic was either enhanced or those guys really don't like that guy. Normally I would think there'd be a little more emotion on someones face watching someone burn alive. Unless you've done it a couple times.
 
on a side note, now would be a good time to try to catch your fart on fire. only like 20% of people are successful at doing this because their flame isn't big enough to catch their natural gases. cleary you can see that this guy has a big advantage to the cigarette lighter attempts
 
DO NOT attempt to light your own farts! It is dangerous, and a freind of mine received bad burns from it. After looking at this picture further, I can pretty much say it's fake just by noticing it appears as if his whole wardrobe has been burnt off. If that were the case, he would definetely have a better tan!
 
Also appears to be a shit eating grin on his face vs. pain. Maybe he has a flame thrower up his ass. Theres a radio station here-98.9 the rock that has a dj that stuck a roman candle up his ass and shot it off. theres a pic someone on the internet, ive never looked for it. What a retard! Of course, his nickname is Tard!
 
rsnoble said:
Also appears to be a shit eating grin on his face vs. pain. Maybe he has a flame thrower up his ass. Theres a radio station here-98.9 the rock that has a dj that stuck a roman candle up his ass and shot it off. theres a pic someone on the internet, ive never looked for it. What a retard! Of course, his nickname is Tard!

I made the mistake of watching the movie "jackass" were they tie a bottle rocket to the end of a guys dick by string, then place the bottle rocket in a guys ass that is laying on his back. i popped that dvd out and got my money back from blockbuster. there are some sick freaks in this world
 
Anyone remember when that monk set himself on fire. I think it was in the 70's. He didn't even flinch as he was burning to death.
 
biteme said:
Anyone remember when that monk set himself on fire. I think it was in the 70's. He didn't even flinch as he was burning to death.


My mom told me about that once, I want to see a video of it.
 
Paulos said:



My mom told me about that once, I want to see a video of it.

Thanks for making me feel old. How old is your mom?
 
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