So as you may or may not know, I have a russian girlfriend. She wrote me because she saw my profile on a dating site, which is funny because i've never had a profile on a dating site, but whatever.
she is lonely and said I'm really handsome. She sent me her picture and she's smoking!!
She sends me new pictures with every email and she tells me all about how she likes to cook and wants a man to take care of. I didn't have the heart to tell her i'm not actually a man, so i told her my name is john and I sent her a picture of me next to my boat.
I'm in construction and I have a lot of money.
so, yesterday she told me that she made a really good deal in work (she sells insurance but i don't know what kind. she always forgets to tell me. she's so cute like that). Anyway, she got a big bonus in work, AND some extra time off, so now she has more than a month off and enough money to buy a plane ticket. She already told me that she likes to travel and wants to see another country, and she has feelings for me like I have for her, so i suggested she come here to america.
She hasn't replied yet, but i just KNOW she's going to!
I hope she can get her visa alright, and nothing bad happens to her in the meantime that would prevent her from coming.
Oh, and my friend stewart wants to tag team her, but I haven't quite told her that yet- i'm building up to that part and will reveal it when she asks me for money for her visa. I mean, IF she asks me for money.
i can't wait.
she is lonely and said I'm really handsome. She sent me her picture and she's smoking!!
She sends me new pictures with every email and she tells me all about how she likes to cook and wants a man to take care of. I didn't have the heart to tell her i'm not actually a man, so i told her my name is john and I sent her a picture of me next to my boat.
I'm in construction and I have a lot of money.
so, yesterday she told me that she made a really good deal in work (she sells insurance but i don't know what kind. she always forgets to tell me. she's so cute like that). Anyway, she got a big bonus in work, AND some extra time off, so now she has more than a month off and enough money to buy a plane ticket. She already told me that she likes to travel and wants to see another country, and she has feelings for me like I have for her, so i suggested she come here to america.
She hasn't replied yet, but i just KNOW she's going to!
I hope she can get her visa alright, and nothing bad happens to her in the meantime that would prevent her from coming.
Oh, and my friend stewart wants to tag team her, but I haven't quite told her that yet- i'm building up to that part and will reveal it when she asks me for money for her visa. I mean, IF she asks me for money.
i can't wait.