My roommates' cat just Cujo'ed a door

[Moderate_THIS]

I hate that fucking thing. If you lock her out of a room she'll charge it like a bird caught in a garage. I'm gonna slip some winstrol in her food to fuck with her. Little bitch.

 

[ZKaudio]

give her some clomid fuck that.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

ok I gave her a couple stacker 2's. I'll force feed that bitch if I have to.

 

[BileStew]

Did you ever think she acts that way ever since you slipped Spanish Fly in her Tender Vittles?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Did you ever think she acts that way ever since you slipped Spanish Fly in her Tender Vittles?

Well she does have a serpentine-like toungue. And I have plenty of peanut butter.

 

[BileStew]

Well she does have a serpentine-like toungue. And I have plenty of peanut butter.

What's her name, Medusa?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

What's her name, Medusa?

That's what I would've named it. But it's real name is Serpentor

 

[BileStew]

That's what I would've named it. But it's real name is Serpentor

What's that, Latin for "Oh no, not you too Brutus?"

 

[Moderate_THIS]

What's that, Latin for "Oh no, not you too Brutus?"

lol

 

[argent]

good translation

 

[crew9]

That's what I would've named it. But it's real name is Serpentor

Worst pet name ever. I think I'll name the next pet I get Reptilicus