My rant for today

[Milhouse]

hmm lots to bitch about lets start.....
on vacation but works still calls and bugs me...family business but sometimes I wanna be left alone.....hurt my leg badly monday morning showing off in front of a girl, just the past 12hours where I can hardly walk.....couples on the board, its cute and all but getting fucking annoying, somebody had to say it...I am sure your other half just "loves" having you all here and reading their posts and commenting.....people like "bill clinton who dont realize that they are the least funniest people here....unlike salami....by the way what is a blumpkin....mentioned to a girl yesterday that I wanted her to do this but I did not even know what it is...people bitching about newbies,,, well if your so esteemed yourself then shut the fuck up and post something instead or leave....people who take this net stuff to seriously...like do I care or lose sleep cause may1010 says he wants me as a bottom..please....I am gonna be 32 on thursday...my 19 y/o who eludes and teases me to no end potential girlfriend is taking me to a strip club..bonus point and a blumpkin for her.....guys who hate gays yet talk about ass=fucking to no end here....I think they like the brown star male or female, as long as it is brown...george bush, now who the fuck cares who is president, they are all dipshits anyways no matter who is running the show...that and the economy goes good or bad based on people working their asses off...not by who is the world leaders....in canada everybody bitches about healthcare here but never has to mortgage the house to get an operation...can hardly bend my leg right now...I love beer which is good right now being on vacation....I sing very good but have never started a band....even though people have been telling me for the last 10 years that I should....does anybody here actually train...drug free and proud of it people annoy me more then 120lbs only been training for 3 months anadrol freaks...like having a bald head but hate having to shave it every day, costs more in time and razors then having hair....chicks who put their pics up on the board and convienently have a pay website or one in the making...I dont mind that but at least be upfront about it as I can spot this a mile away but other dipshits can't....everybody on the net is beautiful, has a 12inch dick and is always fighting off the babes yet they are on here 24/7...guys and girls who incessintly whine about relatioships gone bad...the way some of them talk you would think they were with that person for 50 fucking years..members of this board who complain about mods constantly or the board period yet it is free...get a life...and yeah ok your 2 buckets of protein powder really pay for this whole website so you can complain....internet rumours about people and companies...hmm yeah everyone is a scammer and all the products are fake....power hungry no nothing people nominated as moderators who edit, delete or lock threads because they dont like the topic...guys being wuss asses today, hope there isnt another world war soon...what ever happened to chivalry by the way...chicks who are way into the "I am women hear me roar" too much yet I could make them cry in 10 seconds just by commenting on their weight....hot chicks who need to be told 500 times a day that they are hot yet will never even meet or fuck me anyways....guys who have names after huge motherfuckers and all the while being the tiniest pricks known to man...internet tough guys...ok yep every internet tough ass is in the mob or a biker...did I mention that I work with waste management....ugly chicks and guys who think they are too hot posting the rules they have in personal ads on the net...be lucky anyone asks you out...political correctness..that term offends me...I wanna be rich and not have to give it all back and it has nothing to do with greed....enuff bitching for now

with apologies to Days of the Tantric who does an awesome rant everyday

 

[The_Ghost]

Holy shit you spent more time typing that then I have spent on my job today LOL


good rant though most enjoyable

 

[Milhouse]

On vacation and still buzzed from last night hehe

 

[Y_lifter]

Outstanding Mil...!

Put a cover on it and throw it in every hotel room because that was a new bible...

BTW.. How the fuck do you guys hang onto the back of the garbage truck when it's hauling ass down the road?

 

[Milhouse]

Outstanding Mil...!

Put a cover on it and throw it in every hotel room because that was a new bible...

BTW.. How the fuck do you guys hang onto the back of the garbage truck when it's hauling ass down the road?

LMAO,
Luckily I dont have to ride the truck, I actually provide provide product and service for that industry.

 

[Y_lifter]

J/K bro.....

Definitly giving tantric a run for the money since he been done gone missing lately..

 

[Milhouse]

here is some more ranting...

why is it that the beer stores here in ontario can make billions a year in sales yet cant afford a refridgerator and sell cold beer....chicks saying what they want in a guy but they go for the opposite...still cant bend my leg...people who use the words 'fiance' 'long term relationship' or 'sig other'...fuck just say they are the love of your life I dont really give a fuck about titles...postings telling someone they have a pm...duh if they come to the board it will tell them that anyways..stop being a stalker...women who hate getting told they are hot but will just be in heaven 20 years from now if someone says they look good....traffic..who the fuck cares about the guy filling his windshield washer resevoir on the other side of the 10 lane highway, just fucking drive...why do we worship high school droput celebrities and take what they say socially as gospel but dont believe the guy next door when he says his water is polluted...married people..lets just have sex anyways cause the sex act will outlast your marriage...people who get married for less then 5 years, get divorced and think they are entitled to half the ex's fortune they made prior to the marriage....why is it I get better looking to women as my wallet gets bigger...barbell curls in the squat rack dont get me started...personal trainers or should I say professional teach me how to only use the cybex machines people...the media calling athletes who get caught taking roids cheaters or unatural yet they all have plastic surgery...fake breasts does anyone who has a good rack naturally today not get accused...attached guys who act all whipped when around the wife/girlfriend who are worse then us single guys when she aint looking...born again religious fucks who tell me I am going to hell because I do not accept their 'saviour' but they became 'born again' because they were worse then I have ever been...fuck my keg hurts...people who smoke weed 20 times a day and claim they are not addicted cause they read that weed is not an addictive drug...ex-smokers...worse then lifetime non smokers...the court system..can anyone actually just read between the lines when somene is guilty and take them out back and blow their fucking brains out...tv well parents dont like what your kids watch, why not take charge for a change and not let them watch it...everything is always someone elses fault...what did happen to responsibility...speaking of which...why is every action a person chooses to do today a 'disease'...booze, drugs, etc... what you ingest is an action, not an ailment....which reminds me ...why do people feel they should be rewarded because they 'chose' not to partake in some bad lifestyle decision....ever notice the lowest paid people in society are the heroes who protect your ass everyday like cops fireman, nurses and ambulance drivers...we as a society bitch too much...my lunch can be heated up in the microwave in 90 seconds but thats not fast enough...how is it that the politically correct assholes in society talk about discrimination but be the most discriminate themselves...what is the doghouse anyways and do I care that I dont belong....does it really make differece who satanic goatslayer is cause bottom line he/she is one funny fucker....i spend too much time on my computer talking to people who I will in most likliness never meet....does anything really matter in the end or is life just one big clusterfuck....I have been enlightened yet I know less then I did 10 minutes ago...go figure

 

[crashnet]

Hope it gets better for you, bro

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I find that a nice stiff shot of moonshine takes the edge off. It used to be black tar heroin, but luckily I beat that.

My semi-rant:

I hate most people.....i want to stab them and eat their epiglottis.......fat people sicken me...i want to use their flesh as kindling.......ugly women make me happy.....as long as I have plenty of burlap sacks around.......i like amputating other people's arms with a hacksaw......blood tastes good when mixed with bile......i used to perform animal sacrifices....i have since given that up......people are far more fun to slay and use as a sacrifice.......hari-kiri is only fun when you are a spectator.........vegetarians are easily digested.......i have no alter egos...but it's fun to see people become detectives......i like the chinese guy who runs the corner store down the street.....i think I'll have sweet and sour slant tonight

 

[Milhouse]

I should have patented this because I see a shitload of rants up today. He's got some good shit in there, but remember, nothing beats the original.

yep, my shit above is just me being a little bitch. Your rants in my opinion are better and are classic.

Gotta love rice cube and the olsen twin too, hilarious goatslayer.