My rant for today.

[WarriorPL]

I hate blowing my nose so hard that i give myself a nosebleed.... happened today and it annoys the hell outta me.

I hate having to shovel 18" of snow... my back is killing me!

I hate it when i eat a burger and half of it ends up on me.

I hate not being able to go anywhere today because of this damn blizzard!

It's only 1:36... There should be more to come!

This is truly a sucky day.

 

[juicy fruit]

I hate it when I wake up with morning wood and I cant get out of my bed because i have this 10 foot cock on top of me poking the ceiling and indenting my body into my mattress. So I end up having to think about my grandmother or something to get the Anaconda down, but it takes a while since its 10 feet long. (or 10 feet high in this context)