My Rant About Fat Ass Servicemembers

[Rex]

Unit PT this morning we're going for a run. Sgt's pace, and distance of his liking. So we take off and no joke about 10 steps into the run this fat fucking joke of a Marine, PFC ******, gets out of formation to the back. Sgt put me in charge of motivating the run drops and getting them back up there. Fatty flat out tells me he isn't going to try, and by this point has already fallen a good 150 ft behind the rest of the platoon. A good 100 ft from the road guards. Fucking disgrace.

It wouldn't be so bad if he was good at his job either, but he's not. Actually he's far from it. Always getting in trouble and doing stupid shit. The last incident finally pushed the higher ups over the edge. They wouldn't bust him down because he was married, but they're sick of him and letting admin sep him out for being fat. No VA benefits, no honorable discharge, no GI Bill, just a fat fuck who'll go home and brag about being a Marine.

-Rant over-

 

[squatpuke]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!



Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What are you two animals doing in my beloved head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why are you not stomping Private Pyle's guts out?
Private Joker: Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine that is locked and loaded, Sir!

 

[saint808]

squat puke beat me to it. first thing i thought of too.

 

[awol1]

time for him to find a new job.

counsel him a few times, put his ass on fat-man's pt, give him goals, and if he doesnt meet them chapter his ass out.

 

[theoak01]

wait till you go on exercise and fuck his shit up man,blanket parties are fun,Ive given a few when I was in

 

[JarHed]

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I see the Marine Corp hasnt changed much since I got out.

When I was in that fat ass could have been replaced with all the Woman Marines (LOL) in our unit.

All fat lazy run drops

 

[squatpuke]

Marines are bad-asses.....(My dad was one..I never met him...think he was killed in Vietnam...I was a 60's love-child and he never knew my mom was prego....)

Don't think I would be tough enough....

 

[danaf1]

At least you only have to deal with one fatass. In the Air Force, you see those guy's everywhere. An actual PT test/program was only reinstated last year, so instead of dealing with those lower ranking enlisted guys, there are SNCO's and CO's doing shit like that and failing PT tests. Then, because the Air Force is so fucking retarded, the way they grade PT tests makes it so that the fucking skinny little guys are the only ones qualified to be PTL's. They give you a total score out of 100 points of which 50 are possible for the run(1.5 miles in under 9:36), 10 for pushups(61 in one minute to max), 10 for sit-ups(56 in a minute to max), and 30 points for waist MEASUREMENT. Yeah, they actually grade you on the size of your waste. You can get a score of good if you don't do one pushup or sit-up, run in maybe 10:30 or so as long as your waist is smaller than 32". That's bullshit when you have guy's who lift all year, are extremely strong, and are cut to the point of full six packs year round and can't even get an excellent(required to be PTL) because they have a large frame. Stupid shit. Then these little, tiny guys who never train and can hardly do a push-up in decent form are running the show telling you what to do doing PT.

 

[Rex]

Wow that is some fucked up shit, Danafl. I used to ref a couple of roller hockey games on an Air Force base when I was stationed in Japan. I didn't have skates though, so I had to run from end to end. The senior SNCO's there would be impressed that I could run faster on feet than some guys on skates.

I'm on an Air Wing now to finish up my contract. Besides yesterday's run we haven't had a unit run in almost 3 months yet at least half of the shop can run 3 miles in under 22 minutes. The rest of the shop...well for them this is and will be their only duty station with weak runs and low paced PT sessions. There's a good bunch of fat fucks, but yesterday's fatty imparticular really pissed me off.

Ever see anyone damn near bust out of their flight suit?

 

[danaf1]

Wow that is some fucked up shit, Danafl. I used to ref a couple of roller hockey games on an Air Force base when I was stationed in Japan. I didn't have skates though, so I had to run from end to end. The senior SNCO's there would be impressed that I could run faster on feet than some guys on skates.

I'm on an Air Wing now to finish up my contract. Besides yesterday's run we haven't had a unit run in almost 3 months yet at least half of the shop can run 3 miles in under 22 minutes. The rest of the shop...well for them this is and will be their only duty station with weak runs and low paced PT sessions. There's a good bunch of fat fucks, but yesterday's fatty imparticular really pissed me off.

Ever see anyone damn near bust out of their flight suit?

That's some funny shit. It is sad because I could actually picture a
Marine such as yourself out there running back and forth totally lapping those fat ass SNCO's while they are trying to kick their chubby little legs in front of their beer gut(such an understatrement) making a sad, but funny, attempt to skate.

Most flight crew I have seen were...well...at least fit in the flight suit. I have seen some guys(one NCO in shop comes to mind) that,and I am serious on this, are so fat that when they do not have their BDU top on you can see their stomach hang down far enough that you can't see the BDU belt. I think that for the sake of our country it is good that Airman are not issued rifles and put out on the front lines to fight. Some of these guys would have too hard of a time getting their support arm around the front of their manboobs to actually be able to aim a rifle, or couldn't see through the peep hole sights because their chipmunk cheeks pressing against the butt of the rifle kept them from getting close enough to see through the sights. I don't think we should really be classified as military, we shoot the M-16 A-2 ONE day during basic and then every 15-30 months after, 15 if you are an augmentee which I am, lucky me. I bet you guys(Marines) dog us pretty hard, huh? Thanks for the Karma, bro.

What Air Wing are you with?

 

[Gymgurl]

I thought you guys had to be in good shape to be in?

 

[Rex]

Gymgurl, they have the option to kick out anyone who doesn't meet the physical standards; however, this PC ass command would let this fat fuck fail fitness test after fitness test and fuck up at work time and time again. They finally had enough. He's a good 260 plus.

Danafl, we do make fun of the Air Force a lot but mostly because we're jealous. You guys have it good in Okinawa. I mean the base there was amazing, the chow hall the best, the barracks were nice with individuals getting their own room. And they had a roller hockey league there too. My exgf's brother-in-law is in the Air Force there. I hung out with them a good bit. The Air Force friends were nice, and good people but there is no reason a 19 year old kid should be able to out drink 22-25 year olds with college experience. I did find them to be rather timid, but attribute that to personalities before enlisting mostly. The rifle training you mentioned was bragged about by said name Airmen's coworkers. Telling each other stories about what they can do with it. I looked at them and said "I can hit a guy from 500yds using iron sights...and I'm not that good either." Good trump card for those situations.

Reason I asked about the flight suit, because said fatty who prompted my post is damn near busting out of his. Was wondering if anyone else came across someone so obese. I'm stationed in Cherry Point, NC. Snooze of a town, but has its upsides. Like a roller hockey league, and batting cages.

How about you?

 

[danaf1]

Gymgurl, they have the option to kick out anyone who doesn't meet the physical standards; however, this PC ass command would let this fat fuck fail fitness test after fitness test and fuck up at work time and time again. They finally had enough. He's a good 260 plus.

Danafl, we do make fun of the Air Force a lot but mostly because we're jealous. You guys have it good in Okinawa. I mean the base there was amazing, the chow hall the best, the barracks were nice with individuals getting their own room. And they had a roller hockey league there too. My exgf's brother-in-law is in the Air Force there. I hung out with them a good bit. The Air Force friends were nice, and good people but there is no reason a 19 year old kid should be able to out drink 22-25 year olds with college experience. I did find them to be rather timid, but attribute that to personalities before enlisting mostly. The rifle training you mentioned was bragged about by said name Airmen's coworkers. Telling each other stories about what they can do with it. I looked at them and said "I can hit a guy from 500yds using iron sights...and I'm not that good either." Good trump card for those situations.

Reason I asked about the flight suit, because said fatty who prompted my post is damn near busting out of his. Was wondering if anyone else came across someone so obese. I'm stationed in Cherry Point, NC. Snooze of a town, but has its upsides. Like a roller hockey league, and batting cages.

How about you?

I'm stationed at Ramstein AB, Germany. I think it is kind of dull but a lot of people like it. If you are a big drinker it is the place to be, other than that there is nothing making it worth staying. It is so crowded that going to the gym is only possible at a couple points of the day if you are going to actually train. Of course the reason it is so crowed is because of the same fat dudes that are in there BSing with each other and doing a set of bench presses of bicep curls every five or six minutes with a weight that you can see isn't possibly challenging even to an eleven year old girl yet alone a grown man. It's the same guys all of the time, and they never look any different. Yoou would think they would catch on by now that maybe they aren't doing something(or several things) correctly, you know?

As far as dogging on the AF guy's out of jealousy, the reason I chose the AF is because I had two brothers in the Marines and they said don't do it, join the Air Force if you join anything. We definitley do have it easy by military standards(at least Marine and Army standards).

 

[Yarg!]

hey you ever think of going force recon?

 

[PICK3]

blanket party time

 

[Rex]

hey you ever think of going force recon?

Thought about it. Then reality and my swimming abilites slapped me in the face. Dropped it after that.

 

[Yarg!]

oh comeon man, ill train with you , i wanna go for CDN sniper school in 2 yrs, we can keep each other motivated online :O

 

[Rex]

oh comeon man, ill train with you , i wanna go for CDN sniper school in 2 yrs, we can keep each other motivated online :O

I'll motivate as much as I can, but my current goal is to get out by June '06, finish college, and look into reserve officer.