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Ok, here is how it went. More people than expected showed up over 175. As I stated before, the rules I imposed were very simple.
#1 The house is off limits
#2 No fucking in the pool.
#1 went off without a hitch as I locked up the doors myself. #2 went off very well also, except for 2 guys that simply HAD to go at one another with no restraints. Which after the second time, I threw them out.
Cars were lined up everywhere in the neighborhood, and many had to park to Walgreens one block away and walk.
So.... everything was a little slow to start until Corn, Wodin, Mr. Muscle, and Mysterio showed up dressed as the Village People and put on an imprompt show.
Fro showed up but left in a pissy mood when he found out that there was no way he was going to be able to show off his surfing skills on his new ACME 11' surfboard. Just too many people in the pool for that. DOT was disappointed because the only purpose of him coming was because Fro recruited him to jump in the pool from the corner and produce his monster wave that he was going to ride. Since his service were no longer needed, he went back to stand in the corner and eat his cheeseburgers.
SSME, going over board with his naive and innocent act, mistakenly wandered into a pack of Jewish midget Leather Daddies. Falling for the old "did you drop this nickel" routine (cause if it were a quarter they would have all been fighting among themselves for it), SSME unwittingly bent over. Last I saw of him, he was curled up in the fetal position recovering his senses, such as they were.
Musclebrains was in the side yard by himself. Apparently he had attempted to conduct a pit licking poll and everyone fled that area in disgust......
RyanH, surprisingly kept his mouth shut and opinions to himself (hee hee
) and was quite popular through out the entire night. Especially when he and flexed1 caught May1010 crawling over the side wall and beat the holy hell out of him.
The glory holes were quite popular until word leaked out that NSync were the ones staffing the other side of the holes.
And this was all before 9PM........
#1 The house is off limits
#2 No fucking in the pool.
#1 went off without a hitch as I locked up the doors myself. #2 went off very well also, except for 2 guys that simply HAD to go at one another with no restraints. Which after the second time, I threw them out.
Cars were lined up everywhere in the neighborhood, and many had to park to Walgreens one block away and walk.
So.... everything was a little slow to start until Corn, Wodin, Mr. Muscle, and Mysterio showed up dressed as the Village People and put on an imprompt show.
Fro showed up but left in a pissy mood when he found out that there was no way he was going to be able to show off his surfing skills on his new ACME 11' surfboard. Just too many people in the pool for that. DOT was disappointed because the only purpose of him coming was because Fro recruited him to jump in the pool from the corner and produce his monster wave that he was going to ride. Since his service were no longer needed, he went back to stand in the corner and eat his cheeseburgers.
SSME, going over board with his naive and innocent act, mistakenly wandered into a pack of Jewish midget Leather Daddies. Falling for the old "did you drop this nickel" routine (cause if it were a quarter they would have all been fighting among themselves for it), SSME unwittingly bent over. Last I saw of him, he was curled up in the fetal position recovering his senses, such as they were.
Musclebrains was in the side yard by himself. Apparently he had attempted to conduct a pit licking poll and everyone fled that area in disgust......
RyanH, surprisingly kept his mouth shut and opinions to himself (hee hee
) and was quite popular through out the entire night. Especially when he and flexed1 caught May1010 crawling over the side wall and beat the holy hell out of him.The glory holes were quite popular until word leaked out that NSync were the ones staffing the other side of the holes.
And this was all before 9PM........
