My new worst nightmare...

[b fold the truth]

My old worst nightmare was waking up with my face sewn to the carpet...not any more.

My worst nightmare is waking up and finding that someone had poured wax all over my body and I had to take it all off.

I got my back waxed the other day...and OUCH!!! Do you know how hard it is to act tough when they are pulling the hair out of your body???!!!

Just as they begin to rip another section off...they ask...'does it hurt?'. As I go to say 'yes, a little' they rip another section...lol.

B True

 

[naturally anabolic]

bite the bullet big man! or just go with the wildebeast look like im sporting.

 

[flex123]

I'm picturing you lying on your stomach while swinging your arms and legs wild while screaching(sp?) in a high pitch voice "leave me alone....Ooo it hurts..it hurts".

 

[JohnyJuice]

Glad i dont have back hair. ouch. Look on the bright side, it wasnt your nuts getting waxed.

 

[Citruscide]

Really? My worst nightmare was going to war with a spitball gun or laser tag gun up against guys with laser guns and super armor...

Huh...

C-ditty

 

[grlpwrd]

..but at least you look good! J/K

 

[Bikini Mod]

Imagine getting your "unmentionables" waxed.

Speaking of which... or shouldn't I mention it? LOL

 

[The Ranger]

You BIG SISSY....Suck it up....heh heh heh....I used to wish for a hairy chest and legs...Now I guess I am lucky to have no hair on my chest, butt, and very little on my legs....

Tell ya what big guy...for sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillus....Heh heh heh

Be tough, hang in there...<evil grin>

Ranger

 

[velvett]

Did i ever tell the story about the wax specialist named Helga from Munich?











NO?









Piece of advice, never get waxed by someone named Helga.

 

[Bikini Mod]

In all seriousness, though, if the aesthetician knows what she is doing then it doesn't hurt much at all. The way it was explained to me is that they must go in small patches and put the wax on consistent with the direction of the growth of hair.

I can't wait till I can go back to waxing. Damn, do I HATE to shave.

 

[saint808]

In all seriousness, though, if the aesthetician knows what she is doing then it doesn't hurt much at all. The way it was explained to me is that they must go in small patches and put the wax on consistent with the direction of the growth of hair.

I can't wait till I can go back to waxing. Damn, do I HATE to shave.

you are so wrong... it still hurts.

 

[biteme]

My daughter shaves my back. Why is it when you're in your thirties you turn into a gorilla?

 

[AAP]

Remember that dude that had a bush growing out of his bunghole and he went to have it waxed at the salon?

YIKES!

 

[Bikini Mod]

you are so wrong... it still hurts.

AHHHH YOU PUSSY! Try gettin' your kitty waxed!

 

[The Shadow]

Ouch - had the shoulder upper back done once......MACH 3 pour moi

 

[Raina]

My worst nightmare would be a house fire....to know my pets had died a horrible death would kill me.

 

[skaman607]

so B why were you getting your back waxed?

 

[FISHTALES]

b fold, what if you woke up and weighed like 129#?

 

[theoak01]

You BIG SISSY....Suck it up....heh heh heh....I used to wish for a hairy chest and legs...Now I guess I am lucky to have no hair on my chest, butt, and very little on my legs....

Tell ya what big guy...for sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillus....Heh heh heh

Be tough, hang in there...<evil grin>

Ranger

Ahhh Classic Major Payne I love it

 

[naturally anabolic]

i am living my nightmare.

 

[WarriorPL]

Waxing...

 

[b fold the truth]

Ouch...had my back waxed again tonight...lol

B True