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My Name

Many people have private messaged me in the last week, asking me what my name meant or to tell me that they liked it. For those of you who do not know what a Rustytrombone is, I will explain it so people do not keep asking me.

A rustytrombone is when you are standing up and a girl is on her knees behind you eating your ass while she jerks your cock back and fourth. Somebody with a good sense of humor must have decided that this looked like somebody playing a rustytrombone.

The reason that this is my name is because the first time a girl performed this act on me I realized that nothing else really mattered. I could have died the next day and still felt that I lived a fullfilling life. Not only that but I was a hero among my friends for the next year. Anyone who has never had this done should looki into taking care of that.

KARMA is the best way to show that you like my name

Hope I gave everybody a good laugh
 
i have heard it before. funny shit. What about the houdini? Dog in a bath tub, etc?
 
The houdini...ahhh. Hit a girl from behind, and before you are gonna nut, pretend like you are nutting. Right when you are gonna bust pull out like you are finished. When she turns to look back at you (she will, it is instinct o something), blast her in the face.
 
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