my left hand smells

[NoDaddyNo]

seriously, smells like my balls.

I think there is probably some sort of correlation there.

 

[revexrevex]

youre a fucking moron

 

[Bullit]

I think ssme catagorizes that particular scent not as a "smell" but an "intoxicating aroma".

 

[Y_lifter]

Is the correlation that you are right handed and were typing ?

 

[beastboy]

Funny...my hand smells like your balls too.


Errrrr....not.

 

[jerkbox]

once upon a time, i started to notice my left hand smelled. I realized that my watch was kind of tight, and being as I never take it off, it had begun to dig into my wrist and kind of rot the skin in one place.


kinda funny

smelled kinda like cheese

 

[Y_lifter]

What's a had ?

 

[jerkbox]

What's a had ?

that's short for haddock

 

[beastboy]

What's a had ?

I have no clue.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

youre a fucking moron

my balls also smell just like my balls

 

[HumorMe]

I have no clue.

Of course you don't. That's code for "anal sex" as in "I had anal sex with my wife" or in your case........NOT!

 

[Y_lifter]

So it would be that he "tried to had" ?

 

[beastboy]

Of course you don't. That's code for "anal sex" as in "I had anal sex with my wife" or in your case........NOT!

I'm working on it.

 

[HumorMe]

I'm working on it.

You know I am just fucking with you!

 

[fsupat70]

mine smells like my gfs ass and she just took a dump about 20 minutes ago

 

[NoDaddyNo]

i was unaware there were guys on this planet who didn't smell their hand immediately after scratching themselves

i don't feel right unless i have that olfactive confirmation stating "yes you did indeed scratch them"

both my mom and my fiancee comment on how I sniff everything. I will scratch something on my body and then smell it.

I like to really dig at my nuts and then get a whiff of that.

I just think I must have forgotten that I was grabbing them at some point today and therefore was taken aback that my hand was so strong in stench.

 

[supersizeme]

i was unaware there were guys on this planet who didn't smell their hand immediately after scratching themselves

i don't feel right unless i have that olfactive confirmation stating "yes you did indeed scratch them"

 

[notoriousQQ]

broad scratching strokes or pinch n roll method?

 

[NoDaddyNo]

broad scratching strokes or pinch n roll method?

all of the above.
with my nuts, if I go between the sack and the leg, I can get some nasty smelling gunk under my nails.
I like to think that I'm cultivating something special there.

 

[bdog527]

all of the above.
with my nuts, if I go between the sack and the leg, I can get some nasty smelling gunk under my nails.
I like to think that I'm cultivating something special there.

gross

but i guess one mans trash is anothers treasure.

 

[notoriousQQ]

do you ever just like to take your scrotum in your hand and squeeze it. if you wrap you index finger to thumb and then squeeze your nut, that's what I believe is called "the cats brain"

all of the above.
with my nuts, if I go between the sack and the leg, I can get some nasty smelling gunk under my nails.
I like to think that I'm cultivating something special there.

 

[dave smith]

Never wash your hands again.