My left eye keeps twitching

[Nathan]

I'm like this close to stapling it closed. I think something might be wrong with my brain. Maybe the aspartame has finally caught up with me. Damn. I had hoped to have at least one more disease-free year ahead of me. I want to go outside and smoke me a bowl before the day draws to an end. Then, while the high is going full force, I want to take off my shirt and grope longingly at my bulging muscles while masturbating feverishly. Then, after I ejaculate on my own forehead, I think I'll attach a rubberband tightly around my cock to keep the blood in there, thus sustaining my erection indefinitely. When my penis finally turns a deep violet color, I want to poke a hole in it, releasing the pent-up pressure and half the blood in my body along with it.
I hadn't planned on discussing such things with this thread but I'd be lying if I said that now that I've outlined them for you I didn't sincerely want to do them. Fuck yeah!

 

[from zero]

Try washing out the semen.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I'm not 100% sure of the spelling, but it is called a bletheraspasm and it comes about from fatigue - usually staring at one distance field or focoal point for a long period of time.
Like a computer screen - and being under flourescent lights doesn't help either.

my right eye does it.

 

[beastboy]

Cut your eyelid off with a spoon.

 

[from zero]

I'm not 100% sure of the spelling, but it is called a bletheraspasm and it comes about from fatigue - usually staring at one distance field or focoal point for a long period of time.
Like a computer screen - and being under flourescent lights doesn't help either.

my right eye does it.

Seriously. Rinse the semen out. I'm pretty sure that's what's causing it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

 

[jerkbox]

full blown AIDS

 

[Nathan]

Nathan, are you my brother cuz my left eye twitches basically 24 hours a day. It's doing it right now as a matter of fact, but only like 50% of its normal twitching level. It's usually the worst the day after I engage in excessive drinking and smoking. I'll kill you.

I'll fucking fight you right now. Don't even front.
And yes, I am your brother. By smoking do you mean marijuana or just your gardden variety cocks?

 

[supersizeme]

Nathan, are you my brother cuz my left eye twitches basically 24 hours a day. It's doing it right now as a matter of fact, but only like 50% of its normal twitching level. It's usually the worst the day after I engage in excessive drinking and smoking. I'll kill you.

 

[beastboy]

the reason your eye is twitching is b/c its in love with your other eye. duhh

Lamest response ever.

Seriously...that sucked.

 

[Nathan]

Lamest response ever.

Seriously...that sucked.

Ease up. Just because you've been somewhat on lately does not entitle you to the title "Queen of Everything." I think you owe EVERYONE her e an apology for your insensitive comments.

 

[from zero]

curling was right all along!! Nathan IS a demon!!

 

[curling]

An eye twitching is a sign of possesion. Ever seen that inspector form the pink panther movie he was massively possesed.

 

[-SD-]

I wish I had the diarhea of thought stream that nathan has every time his hands touch the keyboard. The diarhea goes straight from his brain to his keyboard, then onto this site.

 

[Ffactor]

Lets me respond to this thread by saying, WHO THE FUCKITY FUCK CARES MR. I HAVE A GIANT RED BABOON ASS!!