My Insane Work Schedule For The Day

[puddlemonkey]

Very busy day ahead of me as always:

1- Find where I put the staples.

2- Don't forget to take my second dose of E-C-A pills at 2:00.

3- Call the property management people to tell them I have sugar ants in my office and they wont go away even though I've asked nicely.

4- Snipe an e-bay auction during the final 10 seconds of bidding.



I gotta make this last 8 hours without getting bored. I swear if it weren't for EF I'd probably off myself.

 

[vixensghost]

Pincota --Ban him!


Kidding!

 

[jnevin]

Ban pls.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Pincota --Ban him!


Kidding!

biteme? Is that you?

 

[jerkbox]

i'm probably gonna take a nap soon

 

[puddlemonkey]

i'm probably gonna take a nap soon

Wanna spoon?

 

[vixensghost]

biteme? Is that you?

Oh Please! You can't grow an IQ of 240 overnight.

 

[jerkbox]

Wanna spoon?

how about a knife?

 

[puddlemonkey]

biteme? Is that you?

Oh Please! You can't grow an IQ of 240 overnight.

He's that much smarter than you? Damn!!! You really shouldn't be so hard on yourself though.

 

[vixensghost]

He's that much smarter than you? Damn!!! You really shouldn't be so hard on yourself though.

That was a stretch and poor play on words Monkey Meat!

 

[the_clockwork]

what did you buy on ebay?

 

[puddlemonkey]

5- Forget you have a meeting set up with one of the reps.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm such a tool.

 

[the_clockwork]

what did you buy on ebay?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nothing, damn rep showed up and I forgot to bid!

 

[H_T_]

ever take a shit in a co-workers desk drawer? me either...

 

[the_clockwork]

what were you going to bid on?

 

[puddlemonkey]

what were you going to bid on?

Out of print cd.

 

[puddlemonkey]

ever take a shit in a co-workers desk drawer? me either...

No, but I had to let an employee go for putting pubic hair in a co-workers coffee cup.

 

[H_T_]

No, but I had to let an employee go for putting pubic hair in a co-workers coffee cup.

prove it. you're so sued...

 

[puddlemonkey]

prove it. you're so sued...

That's why he had to go, don't need a lawsuit.

 

[the_clockwork]

I'm gay

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm gay

I knew this BC (before clockwork, not christ) back in the nutsack days.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I only got one, two and five accomplished yesterday. I should fire myself