My houseguests are driving me fucking crazy.

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They are boring as hell and constantly arguing. Each is determined to cheat on the other but can't get past the stage of flirting with everyone they meet.

I am going to love Delta in the morning. ARRRGGGGHHHHH!

Oh no, I just thought of something. Tonight is karaoke night and they will probably dedicate songs to me. Just imagine a cat screeching in a Southern drawl and you will know the horror.