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Got the vasectomy done. Not that bad. Got some Valium, nurse was good looking and had a great sense of humor.

I keep my trunk very clean shaven but the nurse complained that sometimes guys come in with the amazon jungle and she has to shave it. Not cool. She was very pleased with my package and laughed at my jokes.

Right now I am high on Darvocet and have a nice bag of ice on my pole.

I am an ADD, energetic fool so laying back for 48 hours is going to be a pain but I'll have plenty of time to annoy all of you here, plus I have a stack of horror films I have purchased over the years and I never have the time to watch them so tomorrow is horror day.
 
Well at least now your wifes next kid will give you an out
 
Army Vet said:
Ah! Another horror fan. I'll have to move you up a few notches for the coolest girl on EF lol
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Lol, I loves me a scary, bloody horror film. I really like the 1968 (I think that is the right year) verson of Night of the Living Dead. I could watch it over and over.
 
Oh yea and you going down a few notches cause you shooting blanks. I like to keep my baby batter good for populating the earth with God's Chosen Children.
 
just...v said:
Lol, I loves me a scary, bloody horror film. I really like the 1968 (I think that is the right year) verson of Night of the Living Dead. I could watch it over and over.
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That is a very good movie.

IMO the best are low budget ones with awesome plots, they are hard to fin though!
 
Army Vet said:
That is a very good movie.

IMO the best are low budget ones with awesome plots, they are hard to fin though!
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You know what move I really want to see is Audition. It is a Japanese horror flick about this guy that holds auditions to meet women. Have you seen that one? It was made in the late 90's. That movie looks insane.
 
lol perfect pardoy timing.
and you should have had them take the entire unit,
useless anyway at this point
jus' sayin'
rob?
 
just...v said:
You know what move I really want to see is Audition. It is a Japanese horror flick about this guy that holds auditions to meet women. Have you seen that one? It was made in the late 90's. That movie looks insane.
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I haven't heard of that. I'll check it out!

If you like Vampire flicks get "Let the Right One In" It is awesome, the pool scene at the ending is totally, totally, awesome. It is a foreign flick so get the dubbed version.

The US version (I cannot remember the name - "Let Me In" I think) was just released a few weeks ago. A new movie but with US actors.
 
binö said:
a big and thick cannon doesn't matter if the general is
unable to fire it
:(
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haha This place just isn't C&C without you!

On a serious note, I am on cycle, and even a whiff of a female gets me hard. The nurse for my vasectomy was a total babe, awesome personality too (a wise ass - and single) and I was so worried I would get wood while she was shaving me. It has been so long since I've had sex I would have blown a load all over her.
 
just...v said:
You know what move I really want to see is Audition. It is a Japanese horror flick about this guy that holds auditions to meet women. Have you seen that one? It was made in the late 90's. That movie looks insane.
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I just added it to my Amazon wish list! I'll order it this weekend. The plot looks awesome.

The Japs make some good movies but sometimes the dubbing ruins. They are good developing innovative plots.
 
Army Vet said:
I haven't heard of that. I'll check it out!

If you like Vampire flicks get "Let the Right One In" It is awesome, the pool scene at the ending is totally, totally, awesome. It is a foreign flick so get the dubbed version.

The US version (I cannot remember the name - "Let Me In" I think) was just released a few weeks ago. A new movie but with US actors.
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Oh, yea, I saw it! I really liked it. I thought it was interesting how the girl manipulated the boy throughout the movie so he would become hopelessly attached to her. At least, that's how the US version was.

I like the plots in a lot of the Japanese horror flicks. Tell me what you think of Audition after you watch it, but don't give anything away cause I haven't seen it yet, lol.
 
Army Vet said:
haha This place just isn't C&C without you!

On a serious note, I am on cycle, and even a whiff of a female gets me hard. The nurse for my vasectomy was a total babe, awesome personality too (a wise ass - and single) and I was so worried I would get wood while she was shaving me. It has been so long since I've had sex I would have blown a load all over her.
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lol i kid!
i think when you are good and single you are going to go thru a sexual revolution of sorts.
i predict lotsa online sex dating and good e-tales to share.
i look forward to the recovery of your sexual health and confidence, seriously bro
:)
 
binö said:
lol i kid!
i think when you are good and single you are going to go thru a sexual revolution of sorts.
i predict lotsa online sex dating and good e-tales to share.
i look forward to the recovery of your sexual health and confidence, seriously bro
:)
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This^^^
I for one will have a hard time containing my jealously but will live vicariously through you :D
 
Mr. dB said:
Shoulda got her tubes tied instead.
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She is so anti-surgery it ain't funny. That would never happen.

Recovery is going well. 6ius of HGH and 25mcg of IGF-1 ED are helping speed the recovery. I feel almost 100% after just two days. Little bruising and right now just minor pain on the right side. Laying back all day sucks but I've seen pics of nut sacs the size of grapefruit on the net so I'm gonna follow the docs orders.

It will be nice to shower tomorrow. I got a sponge bath by the wife today but when it came to washing the cawk and balls she made me do it. No joke.

Also, I just read Darvocet got pulled off of the market today due to heart issues. I have been eating it like candy. If I stroke out give all my karma to Hurricane.
 
Mr. dB said:
Shoulda got her tubes tied instead.
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Helluva lot more dangerous for a woman, it's invasive surgery, general anesthetic, hospitalization. For a dude it's an office procedure.

Frankly, considering how much some guys bitch about how scandalous women can be, I can't understand why any guy wouldn't want one.
 
musclemom said:
Helluva lot more dangerous for a woman, it's invasive surgery, general anesthetic, hospitalization. For a dude it's an office procedure.

Frankly, considering how much some guys bitch about how scandalous women can be, I can't understand why any guy wouldn't want one.
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Very true. If my wife needed a C section on the last one she would have gotten it done but it is a big surgery.

My op took 20 minutes and I didn't feel a thing. Recovery is the worst part because I am the type that can't sit for more than 5 minutes. I've gotten a lot of reading and work done the past few days though!
 
Army Vet said:
Very true. If my wife needed a C section on the last one she would have gotten it done but it is a big surgery.

My op took 20 minutes and I didn't feel a thing. Recovery is the worst part because I am the type that can't sit for more than 5 minutes. I've gotten a lot of reading and work done the past few days though!
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My husband had it done a few years before I met him. He's not much for pain, honestly, and even he considered it cake.

Gotta wonder about those urologist's nurses, though ... one thing he's always commented on with regards to his vasectomy, the nurse who uh, taped things out of the way bore a striking resemblance to Darryl Hannah (16 years ago, when she was quite the hottie). Odd conflict of emotions, apparently, hot chick checking out the goods under those circumstances :lmao:
 
musclemom said:
My husband had it done a few years before I met him. He's not much for pain, honestly, and even he considered it cake.

Gotta wonder about those urologist's nurses, though ... one thing he's always commented on with regards to his vasectomy, the nurse who uh, taped things out of the way bore a striking resemblance to Darryl Hannah (16 years ago, when she was quite the hottie). Odd conflict of emotions, apparently, hot chick checking out the goods under those circumstances :lmao:
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I know the feeling! I was so totally focused on not getting aroused (I didn't) but it was a weird situation.
 
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