My gym this evening

[anthrax]

Overcrowded rate = + 155%
New bunnies doing cardio = + 33%
Available bench = 0 %
Assholes doing curls in the squat rack = + 57%
Hotties doing deadlift = + 14 %
Dickheads who lift too much to show off = + 189%

 

[wnt2bBeast]

chicks deadlifitng?? cool

ohh your allowed to throw plates at those that curl in the squat rack..was he wearing a belt too?

 

[StickFigure]

Sounds like a typical day at the club.

 

[StickFigure]

chicks deadlifitng?? cool

ohh your allowed to throw plates at those that curl in the squat rack..was he wearing a belt too?

At my gym you get time added on to your membership based on what size plate you hit 'em with.
10 days for a dime plate, 45 days for a full plate and so on.

 

[anthrax]

ohh your allowed to throw plates at those that curl in the squat rack..was he wearing a belt too?

Belt
+ cap (backward)
+ super hi-tech cellphone
+ the brand new 1000$ shoes from wathever fashioned brands
+ sun glasses on the head

 

[wnt2bBeast]

At my gym you get time added on to your membership based on what size plate you hit 'em with.
10 days for a dime plate, 45 days for a full plate and so on.

i love ripping that pad off the bar in the power rack and throwing it across the gym

 

[wnt2bBeast]

Belt
+ cap (backward)
+ super hi-tech cellphone
+ the brand new 1000$ shoes from wathever fashioned brands
+ sun glasses on the head

hahahah i love that look..id stick my chuck taylors up his ass

 

[StickFigure]

i love ripping that pad off the bar in the power rack and throwing it across the gym

LOL! I do the same shit. I love the looks I get! It's like they don't know whether to take me seriously or no, until I start warming up with 3 plates.

 

[Sigmund Roid]

you forgot the skinny guys who carry imaginary suitcases under their arms.

Overcrowded rate = -70% (people get fat in the winter)
New bunnies doing cardio = - 33%
Available bench = 70 %
Assholes doing curls in the squat rack = 0%
Hotties doing deadlift = -100 %
Dickheads who lift too much to show off = 0%
Dickheads who lift tiny weights and think they show off = +170%
hotties +infinite% (from 0 to 1)