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its a hard core gym. nowhere near the health club atmosphere. chalk, deads, squats, grunts, sweat stains, etc.
now we have a handful of hot young chicks for sure, but its a handful.
about 15% of the members seem to be 40 and up cougars with fake titties, fake lips, and smaller outfits than high school teenagers wear.
today was a fantastic example of why cougars are a fucked up demographic. im on the treadmill overlooking the ab and stretching area. a disgustingly deformed cougar with cheeks, lips, and tits comes in wearing next to nothing. i never let them know im looking but am aware of any possible cooter sightings. anyway, 3 or 4 college gyms are doing their abs and this old bag is bending over, face to knees in these absurdly short shorts and holding this reverse camel toe strecth for awhile. shes not in the corner or on a mat on the side but DIRECTLY in front of these guys.
what are the guys to do? obviously look. im right above all this action. the old bag, knowing exactly what she is doing, stands erect at hyper speed, shoots a look of disgust at these guys, and says something - i couldnt hear it over the radio and cardio equipment - but the college guys stand there mouths open like they got caught stealing. she storms away and the action ends.
my question - are the guys to blame? or is this another example of why cougars are crazy, fucked up bitches who cant help but be single because of their blantant insanity?
now we have a handful of hot young chicks for sure, but its a handful.
about 15% of the members seem to be 40 and up cougars with fake titties, fake lips, and smaller outfits than high school teenagers wear.
today was a fantastic example of why cougars are a fucked up demographic. im on the treadmill overlooking the ab and stretching area. a disgustingly deformed cougar with cheeks, lips, and tits comes in wearing next to nothing. i never let them know im looking but am aware of any possible cooter sightings. anyway, 3 or 4 college gyms are doing their abs and this old bag is bending over, face to knees in these absurdly short shorts and holding this reverse camel toe strecth for awhile. shes not in the corner or on a mat on the side but DIRECTLY in front of these guys.
what are the guys to do? obviously look. im right above all this action. the old bag, knowing exactly what she is doing, stands erect at hyper speed, shoots a look of disgust at these guys, and says something - i couldnt hear it over the radio and cardio equipment - but the college guys stand there mouths open like they got caught stealing. she storms away and the action ends.
my question - are the guys to blame? or is this another example of why cougars are crazy, fucked up bitches who cant help but be single because of their blantant insanity?
