My Friday night

[plifter]

I did some rug munching last night but I didn't go any further. She was lying on the bed ready for the taking but I ended up falling asleep. Oh well, we're going out again tonight. I'll be taking some ECA this time.

 

[Iceman121]

bwhahahahhha
He couldv'e got laid but "fell asleep"!!!!!!!!! bwahahahah
A true sign of coming out of the closet..............

 

[AAP]

What a moron. He bitches and whines about not being able to meet a woman, then he finally manages to somehow get one back to his trailer and he falls asleep on her.

Somehow I think this was a blessing for her.

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

 

[Milhouse]

Was this at a slumber party you were haveing with your "girlfriends"?

And when you fell asleep did they freeze your bra?

 

[big4life]

OK, I hope this thread is a joke.

How can you just fall asleep, after
going down on a woman?

Did she drug you?

BTW. Are you sure she's still
going out with you tonight?

 

[tripleV]

you keep diggin yourself deeper and deeper into the dwellings of loserness!

 

[Dread Lord Good Guy]

girls vagina's are scary areas

plifter, put, his, mouth on one.....

 

[Cromagnum]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight you ate box and passed out. And you tell us these things why? Do you realize how much ammunition you give us? Between the pictures and your sexual prowess we could go on for years.

by the way it's possible that the reason you passed out is that the girl was so skank that the air in that general area had become noxious and unbreathable. Lack of oxygen frequently induces blackouts.

Hope you score tonight good buddy. Maybe you will get past the "rug munching" as you so elquently put it. Doesn't it suck when you pay for the hooker and then b4 you can get your money's worth you passout?

 

[slash747]

ROFL!!

Aww man these threads just get better and better every day!!!