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plifter
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I did some rug munching last night but I didn't go any further. She was lying on the bed ready for the taking but I ended up falling asleep. Oh well, we're going out again tonight. I'll be taking some ECA this time.
BigDdaGanjalist
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Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
Dread Lord Good Guy
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girls vagina's are scary areas
plifter, put, his, mouth on one.....
plifter, put, his, mouth on one.....
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight you ate box and passed out. And you tell us these things why? Do you realize how much ammunition you give us? Between the pictures and your sexual prowess we could go on for years.
by the way it's possible that the reason you passed out is that the girl was so skank that the air in that general area had become noxious and unbreathable. Lack of oxygen frequently induces blackouts.
Hope you score tonight good buddy. Maybe you will get past the "rug munching" as you so elquently put it. Doesn't it suck when you pay for the hooker and then b4 you can get your money's worth you passout?
by the way it's possible that the reason you passed out is that the girl was so skank that the air in that general area had become noxious and unbreathable. Lack of oxygen frequently induces blackouts.
Hope you score tonight good buddy. Maybe you will get past the "rug munching" as you so elquently put it. Doesn't it suck when you pay for the hooker and then b4 you can get your money's worth you passout?
satanic goatslayer
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And you try to insult what I did on my Friday night?
At least I could perform with my lady friend, oh yeah, and the ECA will make your dick smaller than it already is, FYI.
Impotence.
At least I could perform with my lady friend, oh yeah, and the ECA will make your dick smaller than it already is, FYI.
Impotence.
K2_Exotech
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After poor old dick lifter has all these people cracking these jokes on him destroying what little bit of dignity he has, and that amount of dignity is smaller than his dick so take it easy on him. Can't you cut it down to one person a thread breaking his play - do ass in half? C'mon it's not even a challenge.
-Lynching
-Lynching
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Johnny Zampon
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what a terrible outcome. you mow some skanks pussy and thats it?
I would be really bummed also if I spent $50 on a crack whore and fell asleep before I could get my $ worth.....then again working overtime at your local Piggly Wiggly to earn enough scratch to pay for that skank must've been exhausting.
Ah, the hardships of the genitally challenged.....
BTW, are you sure you just feel asleep, or was the combination of the urine, dried sperm, venereal agents, bacteria, the pubic hair of her last 5 johns, yeast, & general filth lurking within that crack ho's hairy, lice infested snatch, that when combined with your acute halitosis had a chlorophorm-like effect on you.
Ah, the hardships of the genitally challenged.....
BTW, are you sure you just feel asleep, or was the combination of the urine, dried sperm, venereal agents, bacteria, the pubic hair of her last 5 johns, yeast, & general filth lurking within that crack ho's hairy, lice infested snatch, that when combined with your acute halitosis had a chlorophorm-like effect on you.
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BigDdaGanjalist said:
that makes alot of sense right now :>
really
3Vandoo
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Actually I spent my night at a stupid pub/club that I avoided sinve three years because
of civic wannabee teenager driver with baseball cap and same fucking music!!!
Anyway at some of my buddies wishes I went.
So I was stuck with 4 drunks, me the sober guy and the other boring guy!!!!!
Anyway one was so drunk he felt out the table, the other one realized the dream of his life ( touch some tities ) and he tried to flirt everything female in there
anyway
when you look like Bin Laden this time of the year, girls really doesnt like ya.
The other one was sick and puked, has for me I was bored like hell
I only enjoyed the toast to the WW3, and making fun of my drunk friends!!!!
of civic wannabee teenager driver with baseball cap and same fucking music!!!
Anyway at some of my buddies wishes I went.
So I was stuck with 4 drunks, me the sober guy and the other boring guy!!!!!
Anyway one was so drunk he felt out the table, the other one realized the dream of his life ( touch some tities ) and he tried to flirt everything female in there
anywaywhen you look like Bin Laden this time of the year, girls really doesnt like ya.
The other one was sick and puked, has for me I was bored like hell
I only enjoyed the toast to the WW3, and making fun of my drunk friends!!!!
BigDdaGanjalist
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this is the "post garbage to entertain thread" is it not? From reading plifter's original msg; that's what I thought =P
Confusing Tangent Man in FULL effect!
the nature boy
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I honestly think he enjoys getting flamed. This is fun for him.
satanic goatslayer
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Camel hump.
the nature boy
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this thread should be in best of EF.
the nature boy
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Milhouse said:
oh you gotta dig that one up!
the nature boy
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Star said:
he's still banned, millhouse is just digging up some classics.
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