My Fri Was The Shit Boned A Stripper Unbeleivers Fuckoff Dont Read.

[WIDELAT]

FOR ALL THOSE WHO DID'NT BELIEVE MY LAST THREAD FUCK OFF CAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT LOSERS. ALRIGHT EVERYBODY TUE NIGHT AT AROUND 4:00 IN THE MORNING MY HOMEBAY CALLED MY CELL AND TOLD ME HE HAD TWO STRIPPERS ONE HIS GIRL AND HER ROOMMATE AT HER HOUSE AND THEY WERE PARTYING AND WANTED TO TAKE SOME GHB AND MEET HIS BIG ASS FRIEND ME SO I HOPPED IN THE NAV AND FUKIN HALD ASS DOWN THE FREEWAY TO GET THERE. ANYWAY WE PARTYED BUT THIS STRIPPER DIDNT BONE DOWN WITH ME THATS WHY I DID NOT WRITE A THREAD ON IT AS I FIGURED MY FRIENDS WOULD NOT LIKE TO READ ABOUT MY FAILURES. ANYWAY THIS GIRL CALLS ME ON FRI NIGHT AND WANTS TO GO OUT SO WE GO OUT AFTER THE GYM OF COURSE AND WE GET FUCKED UP AND END UP BACK AT HER PLACE AND THE FUCKIN BEGINS THIS BITCH WAS CRAZY SHE SUCKED MY DICK LIKE A PORNSTAR NEVER HAVE I HAD A BLOW JOB LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE WE BONED AND THEN PLAYED FROM 2:00 IN THE MORNING UNTIL 5:30 NOT HAVING SEX THE WHOLE TIME I COULD BARLEY STAY HARD THIS GIRL WANTED ME TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND SHE SPREAD HER PERFECT ASS APART WITH HER HANDSS FOR ME TO RAM MY DICK IN IT BUT I HAD JUST CAM LIKE 10MIN EARLEIR AND THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GONNA GET MY HALF HARD COCK IN THAT TIGHT LITTLE ASS SO I JUST PROCEEDED TO RAM MY FACE IN IT. AND GET THIS GUYS WHEN THIS GIRL CAM SHE WOULD THROW ME OFF HER AND PURR LIKE A CAT THE FIRST TIME I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON BUT THEN SHE CAM AGAIN AND DID IT AGAIN THIS GIRL LITTERALLY CAM LIKE 15 TIMES AND I'LL ADMIT IM GOOD IN BED BUT I AIN'T THAT GOOD I WOULD BARLEY TOUCH HER CLIT AND SHE WOULS BE SOAKED AND PURRING IT WAS TIGHT THIS BITCH IS CRAZY AND I THINK I MIGHT HAVE FOUND A GOOD PLAYMATE FOR A LITTLE WHILE WHO HAS THE SAME SIZE SEX DRIVE AS ME WE'LL SEE AND I'LL KEEP EVERYONE INFORMED ESPEACIALLY WHEN I FUCK THAT NICE ASS IT IS SO ON

 

[justinf22]

the same shit happened to me last weekend.....ok, im lying .......you are one lucky bastard

 

[ItalMonster]

Widelat, pass her my way..... Although my sex drive is quite low with all the tren in my system and no test to counter it, I doubt I'd be able to have any fun!

 

[Iceman121]

I am still trying to figure out where one sentence ends and the next begins. And also trying to figure out words like "homebay", "hald", and "earleir".
Just kidding Widelat, congrats on a good time, strippers are the best for a good lay, just don't get any feelings for her.........then you will be in a world of shit.......believe me...I've been there.

 

[justinf22]

I am still trying to figure out where one sentence ends and the next begins. And also trying to figure out words like "homebay", "hald", and "earleir".
Just kidding Widelat, congrats on a good time, strippers are the best for a good lay, just don't get any feelings for her.........then you will be in a world of shit.......believe me...I've been there.

[email protected] a new word in the hood now a days

 

[Daeo]

FOR ALL THOSE WHO DID'NT BELIEVE MY LAST THREAD FUCK OFF CAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT LOSERS. ALRIGHT EVERYBODY TUE NIGHT AT AROUND 4:00 IN THE MORNING MY HOMEBAY CALLED MY CELL AND TOLD ME HE HAD TWO STRIPPERS ONE HIS GIRL AND HER ROOMMATE AT HER HOUSE AND THEY WERE PARTYING AND WANTED TO TAKE SOME GHB AND MEET HIS BIG ASS FRIEND ME SO I HOPPED IN THE NAV AND FUKIN HALD ASS DOWN THE FREEWAY TO GET THERE. ANYWAY WE PARTYED BUT THIS STRIPPER DIDNT BONE DOWN WITH ME THATS WHY I DID NOT WRITE A THREAD ON IT AS I FIGURED MY FRIENDS WOULD NOT LIKE TO READ ABOUT MY FAILURES. ANYWAY THIS GIRL CALLS ME ON FRI NIGHT AND WANTS TO GO OUT SO WE GO OUT AFTER THE GYM OF COURSE AND WE GET FUCKED UP AND END UP BACK AT HER PLACE AND THE FUCKIN BEGINS THIS BITCH WAS CRAZY SHE SUCKED MY DICK LIKE A PORNSTAR NEVER HAVE I HAD A BLOW JOB LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE WE BONED AND THEN PLAYED FROM 2:00 IN THE MORNING UNTIL 5:30 NOT HAVING SEX THE WHOLE TIME I COULD BARLEY STAY HARD THIS GIRL WANTED ME TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND SHE SPREAD HER PERFECT ASS APART WITH HER HANDSS FOR ME TO RAM MY DICK IN IT BUT I HAD JUST CAM LIKE 10MIN EARLEIR AND THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GONNA GET MY HALF HARD COCK IN THAT TIGHT LITTLE ASS SO I JUST PROCEEDED TO RAM MY FACE IN IT. AND GET THIS GUYS WHEN THIS GIRL CAM SHE WOULD THROW ME OFF HER AND PURR LIKE A CAT THE FIRST TIME I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON BUT THEN SHE CAM AGAIN AND DID IT AGAIN THIS GIRL LITTERALLY CAM LIKE 15 TIMES AND I'LL ADMIT IM GOOD IN BED BUT I AIN'T THAT GOOD I WOULD BARLEY TOUCH HER CLIT AND SHE WOULS BE SOAKED AND PURRING IT WAS TIGHT THIS BITCH IS CRAZY AND I THINK I MIGHT HAVE FOUND A GOOD PLAYMATE FOR A LITTLE WHILE WHO HAS THE SAME SIZE SEX DRIVE AS ME WE'LL SEE AND I'LL KEEP EVERYONE INFORMED ESPEACIALLY WHEN I FUCK THAT NICE ASS IT IS SO ON

Just reading that gave me a headache. I would have loved to read the whole thing. But all the run-on sentences and caps almost made my head explode...

 

[LawDawg8]

Give the guy a break... he's just excited about his encounter....

I give him two thumbs up... kinda weird about the purring thing, but hell, I've heard of stranger things....

 

[WIDELAT]

OHSORRYGUYSIWILLCLEANUPTHEGRAMMERFORYOUONTHENEXTTHREADIWASJUSTSODAMNEXCITEDITYPEDTOFAST.

AS FAR AS FEELINGS I'VE BEEN BURNED BY ONE BITCH IN MY LIFE AND WON'T EVER LET THAT SHIT HAPPEN AGAIN SO NO WORRIES BRO THIS IS JUST A FUCKFEST THANKS FOR LOOKIN OUT THOUGH.

 

[loutocool]

Hey bro, I fucked a stripper once and some of my
good friends have fucked strippers. I think all of them
fuck like you said the one I fucked was like a fucking
animal. she sucked my dick all night and never lost a
drop.



"LIFT HARD STAY HARD"

 

[JUSTINCREDBOL]

only fifteen times? man get one of them instruction manuals would you?