My first thread, and I need help!

[GGGeoff]

Greetings all!

Here's my situation. I'm a cop in the biggest ghetto of a major city. There are numerous drug dealers and gang members all over the place, and many of them don't consider the police to be anything other than a rival gang. This place is dangerous! For the residents, for the suburbanites who come to buy drugs, and of course for the police. The bigger and stronger I am, the safer I and my fellow co-workers are. I worked out a lot in high school and a little in college. But I stopped shortly afterwards and all my muscle atrophied to a point where I was a skinny 6'0'' 160lbs. Knowing that when I graduated from the police academy I was going to be working in a shithole, I started hitting the weight room everyday after classes at the academy. With the help of one of the phys ed instructors at the academy, I started to pump up a lot. It has now been almost 17 months since I started working out hard and I weigh over 200 lbs now. My day revolves around working out. Everything I eat or do is based on how it will affect my body. I currently am taking lots of legal supplements I have heard work. Whey protein, creatine, numerous vitamins, and 1-AD(androstenediol). I have seen some great results with these various products, but no matter how big I am I still see myself as too small.

I admit publicly that if steroids were legal, I would take them. But if I get drug tested at work and I piss hot I will be fired. They purposly don't test for steroids in the city I work in because the test is too expensive and if they did test a lot of my fellow officers would fail and be fired. I suspect that the department secretly doesn't mind in cops are taking steroids because they understand that we are all safer when we get bigger and stronger. When I was in the academy, there was a guy that was a few classes ahead of me who gained 40lbs in 3 and a half months. ALL MUSCLE! and he developed a serious acne problem as well. Everyone knew he was juiceing but there was a blind eye turned to it. But I recently heard that he pissed off his commander who in turn ordered a drug test for him. I suspect that I will hear about him being fired sometime soon.

Because of my own fear of losing my job, I don't want to take the chance of getting caught juiceing. But absolutly anything that is a legal product I wil take if it works. I read on their webpage that androstenediol lists an increase in DHT as a side effect. DHT is what causes men to lose their hair and I am currently taking propecia to stop my hair loss from getting any worse. Before I started taking androstenediol, I spoke with my hair loss doctor and asked him if the propecia would be enough to stop the increase in DHT. The doctor told me at the time as soon as he heard the word androstenediol that it was a steroid. If that is true, then it is a legal steroid because I can buy it over the counter. If anyone knows of any other legal steroids I can purchase over the counter or has any other advice as to how I can pump up more with a legal product, I would greatly appreciate your help.

And of course if I ever pull you over I won't write you a ticket. *L*

 

[Zyglamail]

What you are referring to is a prohormone. It is converted in the body to a real steroid and hence often times has the very same side effects that real steroids do. The companies making them of course dont tell you this because it would scare people away and far too many people are fooled by the old saying "its legal so it must be safe". I think you will find properly cycled AAS will be safer than most prohormones. On a side note the wonderfully free country of ours is in the process of trying to make prohormones illigal so get em while you can.

If I were in your shoes, I would try and find a doc to supervise your use and prescribe for you, that way you can get it legally and not fear losing your job.

 

[RussianBro]

back those "wonderful" prohormones days I got temporarily gyno from taking three-four times as much as recommended dose. I stopped taking them and all that crap went away.
Now, consider this. I am taking a total of almost 1 gram of test a week in combined gear (some would say a lot, some would say not). I have NO signs of gyno whatsoever. I don't take chances, I research what I inject a lot before I put it into myself.
As Zyg said, AAS are probably much safer than prohormones. But you will not be able to find anything more powerful and legal than prohormones. Unless you give it a try with AAS (you don't even have to inject some of them). Start with dbol (after few months it is not detected in your blood system) and see if you liked it...
So, it is more questionable what is safe and what is not. AAS or silly prohormones that I hate...

 

[PopiChulo]

If your taking pro hormones and got tested you would most likely pop as it may show up as Nandrolone , correct me if im wrong.

 

[Mudvayne]

true dat....taking prohormones could cause you to test positive for nandralone on a drug test. You might as well start juicing copper because you know they aren't gonna test you. Even if you did fail a test, who cares, you'll still have your muscles!!!!! Well, I gotta go poke myself bro....Have a good one.....MUDVAYNE

 

[bodybuild]

GGGeoff
You can try a legal stack of:
19 nor androstenedione
5 alph androstane (maxtron) - DHT is a bi-product though
3,5,4 trihydroxystilbene (Biotest M - legal anti-estrogen)

 

[Spectre]

Popi, I believe even if he did test positive it shouldn't be a problem if a legal product was at fault. Sorta like poppy seed muffins showing up as heroin. You can make some nice gains on prohormones, but the sides were 3x that of AS for me. Geof, maybe research out a hormone replacement clinic in your area and get a albeit light, but legal AS. Maybe you could add a little bit on top of what they prescribe and be covered in legal.

How is your diet? You may be good for another 20lbs and your diet is holding you back? You may not need it.

If you do decide to do it, stick with fast stuff that clears out quickly, search for 'detection times' and you will have a weeks worth of reading. Good luck

 

[PopiChulo]

True Spectre but if being a copper is anything like being in the armed services its a no questions asked if you pop on your test no matter what your excuse is your fucked

 

[Racer-X99]

I wonder if you are tested if they would even be looking for fina. That is some pretty potent stuff.

I played with the prohormones and some decent luck, but it is expensive. I would tell you to get some Boldione (Molecular Nutrition) take 500mg/day for about 10 weeks. You will get water weight, acne the entire nine yards. I actually wondered if the stuff I had had dbol or something in it. I went from 185 to 210 in about two months. I also highly recommend a PH gel from Avant labs. The best one is named "One" or "One+" My friend is doing the gel and is very pleased with it. Use the highest dose and if that doesn't cut it, bump it up.

Don't buy from Avant, they are expensive. There are other sites on the net like DPS that are cheaper, but the avant labs web site is very informative. http://www.dpsnutrition.com/default.asp

Buy some 6-OXO and take some of that if the Boldione starts making your nipples itch or tingle. Clomid would be better if you can get it and don't have a bad feeling since you having it would be illegal.

My hat goes off to you. It is a tuff job and some very good friends of mine started in inner city districts and some of them now work for the FBI, US Marshalls and US Customs. Good luck. PM me if you have any questions about my experience with them.

 

[GGGeoff]

Thanks for the help guys!

To everyone that responded I greatly appreciate your help. But I would like to give a special thank you to Bodybuild, who was very specific with a legal stack that I will start reseaching tomorrow morning. Keep training hard guys!