My first injection...a story for the kids..or not.

[TheAssholeFomerlyKnownAsDBBT]

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1. Well guys, after 2 months of waiting for my supposed test to come in, I finally went with a reputable source backed by lots of people on this board. It sucked because I got scammed out of $350..plus WU fees..so like $400. The guy is still active on this board by the way (still dont know whats going on with that, I would reveal the fool but nobody has given me permission yet.)

2. So I finally ordered my Test En from the reputable source, to find out shipper made a mistake, and sent me Sust. Well shit, i figured what the hell I will take it like a champ and go for it, its my first cycle shit was bound to happen.

3. Well, my girlfriend found my shit in the mail and opened it and now knows I am going to be doing roids, another kick in my arse. While I was on vacation by the way...my gear an needles laying all over the bed when I got back. sucky.

So hear I am...tonight was my first injection after all that shit. First of all I was in a hurry to get out the door, so not off to a good start in the first place. I started off by getting my shit together, and trying to open up these damn packages with the syringe in them...and I am shaking the whole damn time. What a little pussy I was. Once I finally get the package open I couldnt figure out these damn needles and how to put them on. I finally figured it out, only to find an amp to my left that needed to be opened...somehow.

Well as you can image, opening an amp for a newb like me was the hardest damn thing. I even have an amp opener opened from getpinz. So I try to figure this damn thing out..its got a piece of metal ....and a thingy that slides up and down. **(after reading this and someone decides they want to tell me how to use an amp opener..please please..I am an idiot and need special help**) So I say fuck it and squeeze the damn thing together and fucking glass goes everything the thing freaking half explodes and I have like half of my amp left to draw. I figure screw it I will just suck it out and go for it. And then I fucking cut myself on the glass on my knuckle. Not bad just absolutely pitiful.

So now I have a fucking needle in my hand...thats about to go into my ass. Never thought I would be putting a needle in my own ass. Well, here I am. First of all I cant even look at a needle at the doctor without getting sick. My hands are shaking, im feeling dizzy..i finally said FUCK IT. Took the damn needle and slowly put it in my arse. NOT SO BAD!!! I was stoked it didnt hurt at all, although it took me like 45 seconds to inject that stuff...I was shaking so bad...WOW.


After a long and anticipated injection..my ass is a little sore, but I think it will be ok . I plan on having a much smoother injection on Sunday morning =).

Thanks for your help to everyone who helped this newb. I cant even believe some of the questions I asked. Oh ya accidentally stuck myself in the hand with the needle.

What a fiasco.

Oh by the way, how do you use the amp opener?

Have a nice day, Mark.

post the scammer, whats the hold up...2 months is way overdue

 

[crazyivan]

my fists self injection was thursday with sust in my quad...my girl ussually sticks me because im a pussy with needle,dizzy the whole 9 yards. i ve ben rotateing between lt and rt glute but man after that quad shot i was limpin for 2 days.

 

[jc1908]

first, make sure your girlfriend knows not to open your mail...ha d problem with mine(well,my wife..nosey as shit) i don't touch her mail, she does'nt touch mine..period.
i don't go thru her purse(i have not had my shots) she leaves my wallet alone..basic privacy, everybody needs it
otherwise, good luck..my first injection was from an older nurse i was having a uhh relationship with,she was not happy about what was in the syringe..but. keep in mind this was long enough ago that this shit was not controlled by the gov. yet,ie '84-'85

 

[marksworld86]

ya the guy is still on this board and probably still pretty active. There was a period of time where the mods contacted him and he was going to send me my money back, never did.

So pretty much nothing has happened yet. I would love to tell you guys in PM's but I dont think the Mods would like that much. If they read this they will know who it is and know he still hasn't done shit.

 

[HaZaRDouZ]

funny story, we've all been through it, LOL

 

[mikey007]

I would like to hear a moderator comment on this scammer ??????????????????????

Here is a perfect example of a guy who did exactly as he was supposed to do to get a hook up and now you guys are taking his money, thats Bullshit!!

 

[bw1]

I would like to hear a moderator comment on this scammer ??????????????????????

TTT

 

[wayneboard1]

Bump this for scammer info.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

I also broke my first amp. I was beyond pissed. After that, I immediately ordered an opener - best $7 I ever spend. Never broke another one since then.

What is with the woman opening your mail?

Even if you don't post who the scammer is, at least let everyone know how it turns out.

Good luck with your cycle bro,


Bluesman

 

[mikey007]

Im gonna wait this thread out until someone comes up with some answers....... You know if someone openly posts a source on here and something even close they would be all over this thread, but now a Bro goes and gets help from others like he is supposed to and gets scammed and everybody dummies up!