My first celeb thread- How will Madonna end?

[Hiatussin]

Once she can´t be sexy anymore- she´s stretching it impressively so far-

Is she going to just stop? Is she going to perform and sing more calmly with more clothes? Or is it just going to be painful?

 

[Mr. dB]

She's going to die from a social disease.

 

[harmonica]

Divorced, lonely and with a bad case of empty nest syndrome. That's when I make my move.

 

[Raina]

I'm guessing violently by a pack of wild dogs.

 

[EnderJE]

Car crash.

Or...Madonna 2008...The Saggy Tour.

 

[gonelifting]

Not sure. Look at Elizabeth Taylor, she's still hot and at least 45-50 years old.

 

[Y_lifter]

One of her Children will kill her in her sleep.

 

[mordy]

Not sure. Look at Elizabeth Taylor, she's still hot and at least 45-50 years old.

you mean 450-500 right?

Madonna is 50. freaky

 

[Gambino]

madonna is hot as fuck in her new video

 

[perkele]

madonna is hot as fuck in her new video

You're as blind as Stevie W.

 

[Gambino]

You're as blind as Stevie W.

if she had a johnson between her sexy thick thighs you'd be all about it

 

[perkele]

if she had a johnson between her sexy thick thighs you'd be all about it

After lookin' the video she just might have one.

 

[Gambino]

After lookin' the video she just might have one.

so now you proly want to tap it

 

[Mr. dB]

Madonna is 50. freaky

She was born in 1958, so she's got a few years before she hits 50.

 

[perkele]

so now you proly want to tap it

I'll just take her manjaw.

 

[Gambino]

I'll just take her manjaw.

you'd fucking tap it quite lying to your bors

 

[perkele]

you'd fucking tap it quite lying to your bors

Well OK, if you say so.

 

[Mr. dB]

She'll be just like her faghag predecessor Bette Midler.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Not sure. Look at Elizabeth Taylor, she's still hot and at least 45-50 years old.

You nuts? She's looked like crap for years and she's like 70.

 

[Yarg!]

Stake to the heart. Only way...