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MsBeverlyHills

MsBeverlyHills

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well.. another romantic V-date has hit the dust! my date is passed out on my couch... the poor guy could not handle champage, red wine, port & some other after-dinner wine & is snoring away in my living room & its only ten!


should i call the guy a taxi or let him sleep it off? V-day really sucks when your Irish & can drink every guy under the table! lol
 
thanks FC- but unless your a rugby player- you cant really out-drink me. fast metabolism & high tolerance to alcohol. something I inherited from my Irish family...

Happy Valentines day!!
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
well.. another romantic V-date has hit the dust! my date is passed out on my couch... the poor guy could not handle champage, red wine, port & some other after-dinner wine & is snoring away in my living room & its only ten!


should i call the guy a taxi or let him sleep it off? V-day really sucks when your Irish & can drink every guy under the table! lol
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This is EF....a lot of guys on here you probably couldn't drink under the table. :)
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
thanks FC- but unless your a rugby player- you cant really out-drink me. fast metabolism & high tolerance to alcohol. something I inherited from my Irish family...

Happy Valentines day!!
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I'm a big redneck alberta boy.

I've been drinking since I was twelve, I'm pretty sure I'm half scottish.. and I'm pretty sure I could out drink you. =)

happy V-day to you too.
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
well.. another romantic V-date has hit the dust! my date is passed out on my couch... the poor guy could not handle champage, red wine, port & some other after-dinner wine & is snoring away in my living room & its only ten!


should i call the guy a taxi or let him sleep it off? V-day really sucks when your Irish & can drink every guy under the table! lol
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Lmao I know the feeling. Just let the guy sleep if you like him. You might get some yearly morning sex if thats what you like.
 
early morning sex!!! LOL... well Im hittin the gym @ 5:30am so that would be a miracle!! LOL. he wil prob have a killer hangover & not much wood @ that time..lol
 
javaguru said:
I think it was Mattheskywalker that posted,"Nobody can out drink a soldier, except maybe a marine."
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A marine a airman and a seeman were all in a bar. The seaman says to the others. See that girl over there. I am going to drink this bottle of liquor, take that girl upstarts and fuck her. So he downs the bottle. Grabs the girls and makes it half way up the stars and passes out.

Fuck I can do better then that says the airmen. See them 3 bottles of liquor over there and them 3 girls. I am going to drink all 3 bottles and fuck them 3 girls. So he drinks all 3 bottles, grabs all 3 girls and makes it almost to the top of the stares and passes out.

The marine keeps drinking for about an hour or so till the seamen and the airman
wake up. Once the are awake he says to the both of them. You fucking bitches watch this shit. I am going to take all the liquor in this place and all the bitches in here. Go upstairs drink it all and fuck all the bitches.

So the marine takes all the liquor and all the bitches and gos upstairs. About 5 mins go by and the others hear some loud smashing and bottles braking.

They rush upstairs to find the marine in the corner looking like he got the shit kicked out of him. All the liquor is gone and all the bitches are naked and look satisfied.

The airman and seamen ask the marine what happen. He says Fuck if I know. Some guy with a red hate came in kicked my ass,drank all the liquor, fucked all the girls, and then jumped out the window screaming 1 thousand 2 thousand 3 thousand.................
 
needtogetaas said:
A marine a airman and a seeman were all in a bar. The seaman says to the others. See that girl over there. I am going to drink this bottle of liquor, take that girl upstarts and fuck her. So he downs the bottle. Grabs the girls and makes it half way up the stars and passes out.

Fuck I can do better then that says the airmen. See them 3 bottles of liquor over there and them 3 girls. I am going to drink all 3 bottles and fuck them 3 girls. So he drinks all 3 bottles, grabs all 3 girls and makes it almost to the top of the stares and passes out.

The marine keeps drinking for about an hour or so till the seamen and the airman
wake up. Once the are awake he says to the both of them. You fucking bitches watch this shit. I am going to take all the liquor in this place and all the bitches in here. Go upstairs drink it all and fuck all the bitches.

So the marine takes all the liquor and all the bitches and gos upstairs. About 5 mins go by and the others hear some loud smashing and bottles braking.

They rush upstairs to find the marine in the corner looking like he got the shit kicked out of him. All the liquor is gone and all the bitches are naked and look satisfied.

The airman and seamen ask the marine what happen. He says Fuck if I know. Some guy with a red hate came in kicked my ass,drank all the liquor, fucked all the girls, and then jumped out the window screaming 1 thousand 2 thousand 3 thousand.................
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If you were never airborn and know nothing about being airborn you will never get this joke...
 
needtogetaas said:
A marine a airman and a seeman were all in a bar. The seaman says to the others. See that girl over there. I am going to drink this bottle of liquor, take that girl upstarts and fuck her. So he downs the bottle. Grabs the girls and makes it half way up the stars and passes out.

Fuck I can do better then that says the airmen. See them 3 bottles of liquor over there and them 3 girls. I am going to drink all 3 bottles and fuck them 3 girls. So he drinks all 3 bottles, grabs all 3 girls and makes it almost to the top of the stares and passes out.

The marine keeps drinking for about an hour or so till the seamen and the airman
wake up. Once the are awake he says to the both of them. You fucking bitches watch this shit. I am going to take all the liquor in this place and all the bitches in here. Go upstairs drink it all and fuck all the bitches.

So the marine takes all the liquor and all the bitches and gos upstairs. About 5 mins go by and the others hear some loud smashing and bottles braking.

They rush upstairs to find the marine in the corner looking like he got the shit kicked out of him. All the liquor is gone and all the bitches are naked and look satisfied.

The airman and seamen ask the marine what happen. He says Fuck if I know. Some guy with a red hate came in kicked my ass,drank all the liquor, fucked all the girls, and then jumped out the window screaming 1 thousand 2 thousand 3 thousand.................
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LOL....airborne k....
How do you kill a marine?



















Throw sand against the wall and yell,"Hit the beach!"
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
early morning sex!!! LOL... well Im hittin the gym @ 5:30am so that would be a miracle!! LOL. he wil prob have a killer hangover & not much wood @ that time..lol
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I would out drink you. Wake up and cook breakfast better then you can.Go for a run then walk your ass up for morning sex.
 
When I was in reception for BCT we were going into the mess hall and I had a marine coming out of the mess hall go out of his way to "shoulder me." Most arrogant pricks in the world, had he done that as a civilian I would have beaten his ass....lol.
 
javaguru said:
When I was in reception for BCT we were going into the mess hall and I had a marine coming out of the mess hall go out of his way to "shoulder me." Most arrogant pricks in the world, had he done that as a civilian I would have beaten his ass....lol.
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I had a freind that was the nicest guy you could ever meet. He went to the marines and came back the biggest asshole I had ever seen. I fucking hated his ass when he came back. He almost got me arrested with his bullshit I am the king of the world bullshit.
 
needtogetaas said:
I had a freind that was the nicest guy you could ever meet. He went to the marines and came back the biggest asshole I had ever seen. I fucking hated his ass when he came back. He almost got me arrested with his bullshit I am the king of the world bullshit.
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"You need to spread k around before giving it to needto again"
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
early morning sex!!! LOL... well Im hittin the gym @ 5:30am so that would be a miracle!! LOL. he wil prob have a killer hangover & not much wood @ that time..lol
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I am in the OC if all you need is the dick I can be there at 5 am
 
one more
A seaman is in a bar, and asks the guy next to him if he wants to hear a marine joke.
"Sure, but you should know, I'm 6ft, 195, and i'm a marine, the guy next to me is 6ft3, 225, and he's a marine, and the guy at the end is 6'6", and 250, and he's a marine, so do you still wanna tell that joke squid?" the marine say.

"Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."
 
blackhawk60 said:
one more
A seaman is in a bar, and asks the guy next to him if he wants to hear a marine joke.
"Sure, but you should know, I'm 6ft, 195, and i'm a marine, the guy next to me is 6ft3, 225, and he's a marine, and the guy at the end is 6'6", and 250, and he's a marine, so do you still wanna tell that joke squid?" the marine say.

"Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."
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lmao.
 
needtogetaas said:
If you want to be brainwashed into being an asshole then just join the marines. They will hook you up.
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I ain't saying that I'm free of attitude, airborne school does instill some of the same values, "blood wings" being one of the rituals, and actually serving in an airborne division probably intensifies it but I've never seen assholes that come close to the average marine based on their training.


That being said, if we're in a firefight, then we're all green, so to speak. :)
 
javaguru said:
I ain't saying that I'm free of attitude, airborne school does instill some of the same values, "blood wings" being one of the rituals, and actually serving in an airborne division probably intensifies it but I've never seen assholes that come close to the average marine based on their training.


That being said, if we're in a firefight, then we're all green, so to speak. :)
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Damn right. Ill stand next to a marine and fire a riffle any day. Brothers in arms. We just love giving shit to each other thats all.
 
needtogetaas said:
Damn right. Ill stand next to a marine and fire a riffle any day. Brothers in arms. We just love giving shit to each other thats all.
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I've always said a little inter service rivalry is fine and it was always nice to have an A-10 on overwatch; Yes, I'm giving props to the Air force. :worried: An American in harms way is one I'll stand with.

My dad joined the Navy in WWII because he heard it was the best gig, he was made a corpsman and went in with the marines on Tarawa and Iwo Jima. Probably not what he expected when he signed the enlistment papers after Pearl Harbor. :)
 
needtogetaas said:
Damn right. Ill stand next to a marine and fire a riffle any day. Brothers in arms. We just love giving shit to each other thats all.
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Yeah, a lot of people don't understand that, They think you hate them or something. People (regular civilians) would think you hate the people out of your own platoon if they heard you talking to them. I had to change the way I joked around, and talked to people in general when I first got out. Skin was a lot less thick.
 
javaguru said:
I've always said a little inter service rivalry is fine and it was always nice to have an A-10 on overwatch; Yes, I'm giving props to the Air force. :worried: An American in harms way is one I'll stand with.

My dad joined the Navy in WWII because he heard it was the best gig, he was made a corpsman and went in with the marines on Tarawa and Iwo Jima. Probably not what he expected when he signed the enlistment papers after Pearl Harbor. :)
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thats funny. My old man joined the navy to. As A cook.
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
thanks FC- but unless your a rugby player- you cant really out-drink me. fast metabolism & high tolerance to alcohol. something I inherited from my Irish family...

Happy Valentines day!!
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:garza:
 
needtogetaas said:
thats funny. My old man joined the navy to. As A cook.
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I was a late in life child....especially for 1971....mom's was 39 when I was born, 10lbs 4 oz, and dad was 49. Apparently he was a big playa back in the day. :)
 
javaguru said:
I was a late in life child....especially for 1971....mom's was 39 when I was born, 10lbs 4 oz, and dad was 49. Apparently he was a big playa back in the day. :)
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I was not even born when my old man went. my old man is 62 or some shit now. He went in around 18 years old.
 
javaguru said:
I was a late in life child....especially for 1971....mom's was 39 when I was born, 10lbs 4 oz, and dad was 49. Apparently he was a big playa back in the day. :)
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Dude, thats what I weighed.
 
needtogetaas said:
I was not even born when my old man went. my old man is 62 or some shit now. He went in around 18 years old.
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My dad enlisted right after Pearl Harbor in 1941. I made a post about it when I changed mom's plates on the car after he passed, she got him the purple heart plates for the car and then I looked into his service record; They were 201 files back then too..lol.
 
javaguru said:
My dad enlisted right after Pearl Harbor in 1941. I made a post about it when I changed mom's plates on the car after he passed, she got him the purple heart plates for the car and then I looked into his service record; They were 201 files back then too..lol.
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Wow. My hat of to a purple heart.
 
javaguru said:
My dad enlisted right after Pearl Harbor in 1941. I made a post about it when I changed mom's plates on the car after he passed, she got him the purple heart plates for the car and then I looked into his service record; They were 201 files back then too..lol.
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Yeah my grandpa was 101st Screamin Eagle in WW2 He parachuted Normandy, he got shot a few times through out his time in the Army, he was in Korea also. He has a wallet from a dead German soldier he killed, has pictures of the other guys family and child, it's sad. He passed away last year.
 
trizo said:
Yeah my grandpa was 101st Screamin Eagle in WW2 He parachuted Normandy, he got shot a few times through out his time in the Army, he was in Korea also. He has a wallet from a dead German soldier he killed, has pictures of the other guys family and child, it's sad. He passed away last year.
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And now 101 is a air assault unit not airborn. Some times shit like thst kills me.
 
needtogetaas said:
Wow. My hat of to a purple heart.
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It was three....the only "war story" he told me was about him standing on the bridge of their ship before the invasion of the Phillipines tending a wound the XO received from an earlier Kamikazee attack and getting strafed by a Japanese zero and being unscathed while the XO received a mortal wound and the captain was seriously injured, he was between them.

My military service is insignificant to his.....
He had an intense hatred of the Japanese his entire life, the only times he ever got emotional about anything. He was "Doc" in this video but I think it explains his hatred...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-idSRLjg9A
 
needtogetaas said:
And now 101 is a air assault unit not airborn. Some times shit like thst kills me.
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I didn’t know that, I bet ole grandpa would rollover in his grave if he heard that. I believe he was a Master Sergeant (not 100% sure) and really mean. However I did always have the utmost respect for him and loved when he showed me all his medals.
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
well.. another romantic V-date has hit the dust! my date is passed out on my couch... the poor guy could not handle champage, red wine, port & some other after-dinner wine & is snoring away in my living room & its only ten!


should i call the guy a taxi or let him sleep it off? V-day really sucks when your Irish & can drink every guy under the table! lol
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Babydoll you need to find yourself one of us strong Celtic lads. I'd bet some serious knock that you couldn't drink me under the table.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Babydoll you need to find yourself one of us strong Celtic lads. I'd bet some serious knock that you couldn't drink me under the table.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Yaaa boy. Some one play the song lol.
 
drunkin valentines are the best...

Btw, if I were you I would replace his ass..Get someone else!
 
thats pretty weak, I def know how ya feel about the let down,I went through the hassle of getting my wifes wedding bouquet remade and sent to her at work, and what do I get? she arrives home at 10 after I busted my nuts to get chores done to spend time with her,she went and got her hair done for some Agricultural gala we are going to tonight, I better get some ass tonight
 
needtogetaas said:
Lmao I know the feeling. Just let the guy sleep if you like him. You might get some yearly morning sex if thats what you like.
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Welll she should do the decent thing and wake him up with a BJ...
 
javaguru said:
Ever notice how they always drink the top shelf shit when you're buying?
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a nine dollar grey goose and OJ
a Jewish Hooters girl
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
thanks FC- but unless your a rugby player- you cant really out-drink me. fast metabolism & high tolerance to alcohol. something I inherited from my Irish family...

Happy Valentines day!!
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i'm a rugby player :qt:
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
well.. another romantic V-date has hit the dust! my date is passed out on my couch... the poor guy could not handle champage, red wine, port & some other after-dinner wine & is snoring away in my living room & its only ten!


should i call the guy a taxi or let him sleep it off? V-day really sucks when your Irish & can drink every guy under the table! lol
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i would have been banging you before all the crap then went to sleep
 
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