My Dorming Situation:

[flex123]

Well last semester I tried to get a dorm and didn't. So now I'm trying again. I went to the office and they asked if I was a "commuter" and when I said yes, all they do is put me on a Commuter waiting list. Well I have a feeling that I'm going to get denied a room once again.

I can't stand driving for over 2 hours every day because my school, my house and work are all spread out far. So my plan is to try and Bullshit my way into getting some action here.

I'm a junior so I so thought I'd have some preference over other students but apparently not. They put me on a list but I know that there is going to be a swarm of freshmen and they will get rooms

Back to the plan: I'm going to say that my parents are moving away. So I wrote a letter to some lady in the Residence life office. here it is:

Dear Michell,

I was just looking for advice about applying for a dorm on the Queens Campus. I'm currently a Junior at the University and I'd like to continue my studies there, but I have a slight problem. My parents are considering selling their house in New York and Moving away from the area of St. Johns University. My only option to continue attending St. Johns is to try and get a Dorm room. I went to residence life to apply for a dorm but they put me on a Commuter waiting list. I was placed on a waiting list for Spring 2003 and came up empty handed. It is my fear that i will not be able to get a room for the upcoming Fall 2003 semester and be forced to stop attending the university.

Is there a way that i can be guarenteed a dorm by staying on the commuter list? Or should I be put on the "in need of residence" list because of my situation.

If you are not the proper person for me to send this to I only ask that you can foward this to the correct person.

Conerned Student,



ANYONE THINK THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO GET SOME ACTION DONE ON MY PART?

 

[notoriousQQ]

Is there a link to a pic of your girls boobs anywhere in that?

 

[the nature boy]

lol

 

[CollegeKid]

very well written...

however, you mispelled "concerned" at the end

 

[flex123]

very well written...

however, you mispelled "concerned" at the end

yeah I noticed that just now. And it was sent with the mistake...thats not good

 

[HumorMe]

yeah I noticed that just now.

"gauranteed" also.

 

[flex123]

yeah Humor I caught that one afterwards also. I'm use to writing in MSword, it corrects things

Ok so besides my spelling errors....I was asking about the nature of the letter/message.

You think it will take me out of the "Commuter list" which seems to come last. I talked to a guy at the office last semester and he said usually they pick out of state students ect...before the commuter students. So with my Bullshit lie that I'm goign to feed them.....do you think it will work?

 

[_Yossarian_]

good letter, but make your situation sound dire...


Its not a "slight problem" Its frrkin huge man!!

Your parents aren't considering moving, they ARE moving, tomorrow if need be...

 

[flex123]

I was talking to my mom and she said her friends daughter just applied to my school and they told her that giving her a dorm shouldn't be a problem.

This is crap she is a new student so it's not a problem cause they want her to go there and hence take her money.

They already know I go there so since I am a commuter I get put on a list

I talked to the guy at the office last semester and he said that the list doesn't even go down a first come first serve. He said that since I live in the same state that I will get least preference. he said out of staters will get processed first.

My letter better work. I wonder if the lie I used gets used much?

 

[Citruscide]

You should take massive gunz with you to drink beers with her and talk it out... she will be mezmorized by his guns... and traps...

C-ditty