My dog is so dumb

[big_bad_buff]

I’ll give her a bone, two seconds later she will go hide it somewhere in the house, and if you get within 15 feet of it she will start barking and run over to where she hid it lol….she doesn’t realize I wouldn’t know where it is if she didn’t do it….so I’ll mess with her all the time, and act like I’m going over to get her bone and say “I’m GONNA GET IT’ and she will jump up barking and run over to it every time. Then I’ll start laughing at her and she will run right up to me and start barking at me and wagging her tale like she’s all embarrassed or somethin it's funny because like 10 min later i can just laugh and point at her and she will bark at me

 

[onebigab]

Dogs. Sometimes they can be so dumb and so cute too. Ya just gotta love em. Kinda like women.

 

[big_bad_buff]

lol nice

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Years ago we had a male mixed cocker spaniel...20 lbs of attitude in a 10 lb. dog.

Anyhow, we'd give him 1 of those small milk-bones and that stupid dog would wander all over the house for a good 20 minutes trying to find a place to stash the damned thing. After the first few minutes, he'd start whining (out of frustration I assume) and giving me the evil eye.

The little shit would occasionally give up and jump up on the couch beside me with his milk-bone still in tow and proceed to lay down beside me and plop the milk-bone on the couch in front of him between his paws. (nothing like a milk-bone saturated in doggy snark sitting a few inches from your leg...yuck) Funny thing is, he'd guard that damned milk-bone like it was the last morsel of food he was ever gonna get! I'd make like I was gonna take it from him and he'd turn his head slightly towards me, look at me outta the corner of his eye, and out would come this "ferocious" grumble.

He'd occasionally "play-nip" if I got too close to his beloved (yet seemingly inedible) milk-bone, but he never really tried to bite.

We eventually stopped giving them to him after finding maybe 8-10 nearly fossilized milk-bones stashed in various places around the house...under the couch, in between the couch cushions, behind the stereo, etc. lol.

Silly-assed dog

I now have 2 Golden Retrievers, and they're the total opposite of our old cocker...all you gotta do is say the words "milk bones" and 4 ears immediately perk up and 2 tails begin to wag in unison. God help you if you say those magic words and don't actually have a treat in your hand immediately...nothing like 2 dogs reading you the riot act and giving you a complete "nose-over"

 

[big_bad_buff]

that's funny stuff....you give them something, the they want to kill you because they think your going to take it

 

[Sub-Zero]

i give my dog a bone, and she starts yelping and shit, and then puts her paws over her head.

i think the bitch might have snitched to my mom too