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embalmed a women
true a dead guy into a cremation box
beat off
recovered my american express card from the bar
 
I brokered the sale of 27 acres to be built into a casino.

You wanna service old rich woman starting in late 2007?
 
I worked for a few hours, went to the gym for the first time since Thanksgiving day, took my dog to the park where he peed on a lady's ankle, and picked up dog poo. Glamour, bitches.
 
gotmilk said:
I brokered the sale of 27 acres to be built into a casino.

You wanna service old rich woman starting in late 2007?
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i queried this guy about casino positions
and he offers me something in "security"
fuck I have a sugar momma whose sister dates the guy behind hard rock in biloxi
she's kind of disappointed in me as I'm not making it to the mardi gras party in orange beach
well maybe I still can
 
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4everhung said:
i queried this guy about casino positions
and he offers me something in "security"
fuck I have a sugar momma whose sister dates the guy behind hard rock in biloxi
she's kind of disappointed in me as I'm not making it to the mardi gras party in orange beach
well maybe I still can
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Biloxi was destroyed....and might not be rebuilt.

We're opening a casino in Czech Republic, one in Cypress, a huge one in Vegas, and will part own one in Singapore if we win the license.

The one in Czech will have a Playboy "service".
 
gotmilk said:
Biloxi was destroyed....and might not be rebuilt.

We're opening a casino in Czech Republic, one in Cypress, a huge one in Vegas, and will part own one in Singapore if we win the license.

The one in Czech will have a Playboy "service".
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dude who works with me went to biloxi yesterday
to a casino with a strip club
I'll hazard up the details monday when he returns
his grandmother is hank williams sr sister
he hangs with hank jr and is well connected
 
he went with his grand dad
cool family
I'm his father's age
but he is about my best friend
lifts intense too
 
4everhung said:
dude who works with me went to biloxi yesterday
to a casino with a strip club
I'll hazard up the details monday when he returns
his grandmother is hank williams sr sister
he hangs with hank jr and is well connected
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There are some casinos already open in Beloxi. There was a story on cnn about it earlier today.
 
4everhung said:
dude who works with me went to biloxi yesterday
to a casino with a strip club
I'll hazard up the details monday when he returns
his grandmother is hank williams sr sister
he hangs with hank jr and is well connected
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Be interesting to see if Mississippi allows new casinos near Bay St Louis.
 
gotmilk said:
Be interesting to see if Mississippi allows new casinos near Bay St Louis.
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he was keen about the strip club-casino combo
apparently a first in the area
 
4everhung said:
he was keen about the strip club-casino combo
apparently a first in the area
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I didn't realize the Mississippi gaming board would allow such a combination but then again...Haley Barber is probably their number one customer.

I found 400 acres that we can build on but it's so close to Bay St Louis that I think I will pass. Kind of creepy when so many people are still unaccounted for.
 
gotmilk said:
I didn't realize the Mississippi gaming board would allow such a combination but then again...Haley Barber is probably their number one customer.

I found 400 acres that we can build on but it's so close to Bay St Louis that I think I will pass. Kind of creepy when so many people are still unaccounted for.
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I'm not up to speed on this stuff
as a guess I would think post-Katrina maybe now there is more "flexibility"
I don't see why not
gambling and strippers are both losing ventures
 
4everhung said:
dude who works with me went to biloxi yesterday
to a casino with a strip club
I'll hazard up the details monday when he returns
his grandmother is hank williams sr sister
he hangs with hank jr and is well connected
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I guess he knows Shelton then...
 
Why do you beat off if you work around dead female bodies?

That seems like a no brainer to me.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Why do you beat off if you work around dead female bodies?

That seems like a no brainer to me.
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interesting comment
your insight I'm sure was unintended
I'm of the fabric that I usually don't mention my family owns the business
I generally just say "I'm a mortician"
when I feel I really need to explain how the hell I came into this profession(i.e. trying to get into a gals pants) I'll bring up the ownership factor
 
4everhung said:
interesting comment
your insight I'm sure was unintended
I'm of the fabric that I usually don't mention my family owns the business
I generally just say "I'm a mortician"
when I feel I really need to explain how the hell I came into this profession(i.e. trying to get into a gals pants) I'll bring up the ownership factor
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sometimes
i don't read your posts
because at first glance
i think they are song lyrics
or a really bad
poem.
 
4everhung said:
interesting comment
your insight I'm sure was unintended
I'm of the fabric that I usually don't mention my family owns the business
I generally just say "I'm a mortician"
when I feel I really need to explain how the hell I came into this profession(i.e. trying to get into a gals pants) I'll bring up the ownership factor
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I have a buddy who does the exact same thing as you.

No not have sex with animals...his family owns a funeral home.

I remember we went out one time in the van he uses to haul corpses. It was erie knowing that there is sometimes dead bodies in the floor behind us. So erie in fact that I had to rub one out as we were driving down the road drinking beer.
 
4everhung said:
interesting comment
your insight I'm sure was unintended
I'm of the fabric that I usually don't mention my family owns the business
I generally just say "I'm a mortician"
when I feel I really need to explain how the hell I came into this profession(i.e. trying to get into a gals pants) I'll bring up the ownership factor
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Do you watch Six Feet Under?

This may sound weird, but something fascinates me about dead people. I find them to be interesting for some reason.


(How many times have you been asked that question?)
 
stilleto said:
sometimes
i don't read your posts
because at first glance
i think they are song lyrics
or a really bad
poem.
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i'm going to whip your ass with a car antenna
 
eat big said:
Do you watch Six Feet Under?

This may sound weird, but something fascinates me about dead people. I find them to be interesting for some reason.


(How many times have you been asked that question?)
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I've seen enough episodes that I can tell the writers have some "inside" source. A better idea of my day is in "family plots" aired on one of those other channels
It's a cali funeral home with some hot babes in the family ownership
I'm not a hot babe,but...
 
4everhung said:
I've seen enough episodes that I can tell the writers have some "inside" source. A better idea of my day is in "family plots" aired on one of those other channels
It's a cali funeral home with some hot babes in the family ownership
I'm not a hot babe,but...
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Other question. At my school we have a cadaver lab. How is the preparation different before the class makes use of the body? What is different afterwards?
 
4everhung said:
embalmed a women
true a dead guy into a cremation box
beat off
recovered my american express card from the bar
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LOL. Interesting life.
 
eat big said:
Other question. At my school we have a cadaver lab. How is the preparation different before the class makes use of the body? What is different afterwards?
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If I'm tasked for that I'd probably "extra embalm"
embalming isn't to preserve the corpse
it's for arresting decomp and presenting a decent image of the departed for the family
we do some amazing work sometimes
for example once I had a guy to be shipped back to the Phillipines
taking into account the air travel time,the heat in his Phillipino home
and in my minds eye 6 dudes with a casket on their shoulders working thier way through a jungle path
I gave him extra chemical
 
4everhung said:
If I'm tasked for that I'd probably "extra embalm"
embalming isn't to preserve the corpse
it's for arresting decomp and presenting a decent image of the departed for the family
we do some amazing work sometimes
for example once I had a guy to be shipped back to the Phillipines
taking into account the air travel time,the heat in his Phillipino home
and in my minds eye 6 dudes with a casket on their shoulders working thier way through a jungle path
I gave him extra chemical
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Makes sense because we use the same body for the whole semester which is almost 4 months. :worried:
 
4everhung said:
really though
the break should have been after ass
with transitions a new thought
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You know
The shadow writes poetry
As does MTS.
You could start a writing group
and post some of yours.
and then the three of you
could go sing show tunes.
 
eat big said:
Makes sense because we use the same body for the whole semester which is almost 4 months. :worried:
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what are you schooling for?
autopsies are great
I get to see and feel the internal organs
I've done about a thousand or so embalmings
what's interesting is the diversity in "humans"
all the shit that's supposed to be here and here
sometimes isn't
 
stilleto said:
You know
The shadow writes poetry
As does MTS.
You could start a writing group
and post some of yours.
and then the three of you
could go sing show tunes.
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you didn't even catch what was clever in that
"with" throws you off
you're expecting "which"
 
side story
the dude I cremated today
well his wife came into the funeral home
wednesday I think
"my husband's dying"
so we're working out his cremation plans
and then she uses our facilties
she was gone about 10 minutes and we became concerned
turns out our concern was warrented
she projectile defecated all over the ladies room
I'm "that's a ladies room problem"
or call Ginger
Ginger being our cleaning lady
 
4everhung said:
side story
the dude I cremated today
well his wife came into the funeral home
wednesday I think
"my husband's dying"
so we're working out his cremation plans
and then she uses our facilties
she was gone about 10 minutes and we became concerned
turns out our concern was warrented
she projectile defecated all over the ladies room
I'm "that's a ladies room problem"
or call Ginger
Ginger being our cleaning lady
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Ok, this story needs WAYYYYYYYY more explanation. how did you know she did it? did you knock on the door and she said "i'll be right ouuuut.. I just shit all over the walls." or did she leave quickly and the next person that went in screamed?
did she knock on your door and say "just so you know, I had an accident in the bathroom. bye"
also, have you ever made an appointment to creamate someone and then found out they weren't really dead yet?
 
stilleto said:
Ok, this story needs WAYYYYYYYY more explanation. how did you know she did it? did you knock on the door and she said "i'll be right ouuuut.. I just shit all over the walls." or did she leave quickly and the next person that went in screamed?
did she knock on your door and say "just so you know, I had an accident in the bathroom. bye"
also, have you ever made an appointment to creamate someone and then found out they weren't really dead yet?
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actually she told us
not like we couldn't ID the culprit
funeral homes are "slow" mostly
not much traffic
she was kind of a candid old lady
baout 88 from wisconsin
you know what's going on
she wants to share her history with you
it's part of the departing process
 
I don't get it with these people and their miffing toofths
Iunderstandyoumightnothavebluecross
but in my mind the single best return on bodily investment is to replace a miffing toof
hell
 
Ok, so
she came back to your office and said
"Mr. Hung, i'm sorry. I seem to have shit
all over your walls.
Oh, and we can creamate my husband on friday.
Hopefully, he'll be dead by then."
???
 
stilleto said:
You know
The shadow writes poetry
As does MTS.
You could start a writing group
and post some of yours.
and then the three of you
could go sing show tunes.
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that would be a quartet
 
stilleto said:
Ok, so
she came back to your office and said
"Mr. Hung, i'm sorry. I seem to have shit
all over your walls.
Oh, and we can creamate my husband on friday.
Hopefully, he'll be dead by then."
???
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we had a family once
their relative wasn't dying "conveniently"
they wanted to schedule the funeral etc
for a particular weekend
that wouldn't muss with their plans
I shit you not
 
stilleto said:
I thought
a quartet was four.
You, MTS, and shadow
make three.

tell me more
about the lady that shit
on the walls.
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got one by you
and you're a mod
 
stilleto said:
which makes me very special.
you shit me not?
unlike your little old lady friend,
who shit you period.
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I didn't clean it up
I did carve out her husband's pace maker
you can't cremate a pace maker
something about radioactivity
I tossed it in the trash
 
4everhung said:
I didn't clean it up
I did carve out her husband's pace maker
you can't cremate a pace maker
something about radioactivity
I tossed it in the trash
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was he dead?
i thought you said
he hasn't yet died.
that probably hurt.
did you take pics?
please?
 
4everhung said:
what are you schooling for?
autopsies are great
I get to see and feel the internal organs
I've done about a thousand or so embalmings
what's interesting is the diversity in "humans"
all the shit that's supposed to be here and here
sometimes isn't
Click to expand...

Oh I'm in Business but we're a liberal arts school so for my science lab requirement I took Human Anatomy. Cutting the bladder open was nasty. I could hardly watch when some girl dissected the testicles.
 
eat big said:
Oh I'm in Business but we're a liberal arts school so for my science lab requirement I took Human Anatomy. Cutting the bladder open was nasty. I could hardly watch when some girl dissected the testicles.
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I've seen vagina's from the "inside" out
there's a really tough mass at the end about the size of a peach
it's the uterus unexpanded
it was an unusual case as autopsies generally involve total disembolment
the vagina et.al. is all carved away
but in this case she was gutted,but the vaginal canal was intact
so I was looking at a vagina from the inside
it's kind of built like a condom
 
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