my dad sucks

[Sub-Zero]

wtf is my dad still dong home at 6:20 at night!??!?!

so i come home and get a postworkout jerk like usual, except im about to go, and i hear the fucking door open to my parents room and im thinking whot he fuck is that- my dad who always fucking has to come into my room tried to open the door to say is usual say random nonsense. EVERYTIME he walks by he tries to open the door. this time he tried and then it woudlnt open, and he KEEPS trying to!!!! its, like if it doesnt open the first time what the fuck u think ur doing (thank god i locked it sometimes if i KNOW im home alone i dont)

but so hes like locked why, and im like cause i was takin ga shower and forgot to unlcok it...

first off, what the fuck is he doing home spoiling this shit, second off why does he feel the need to always come by the fucking door


now my toe hurts cause i ran to the door, damnit

oh yeah, tell ur stories if u have any

 

[jnevin]

Just leave it wide open while you get your jerk on. He won't come by as often. That, or he'll sit down next to you as you go and tell you about his jerks. It's lose-lose.

 

[Devastation]

he's michael jackson

 

[Sub-Zero]

Just leave it wide open while you get your jerk on. He won't come by as often. That, or he'll sit down next to you as you go and tell you about his jerks. It's lose-lose.

hed just fucking stand in the doorway and watch probably,

like im not mad cause im embarrased, im mad because he interrupted me

 

[Sub-Zero]

hes probably gunna tell my mom, how gay

 

[HardHat87]

move out

 

[H_T_]

he knows ur yanky ur wanky.

 

[wtlftr]

"HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER" who said that?

 

[theoak01]

I know your pain man,Im never alone and get to enjoy a good jerk,my mom is up when I wake up and sits around all day until she goes to work for her two hours then picks my pops up to come home around 7pm,my sister gets home just as they are about to leave,then everyone is home all night, and then on weekends my mom stays up till like 4am on the fucking computer so I get in from work and wanna jerk off but cant cuz she is just going to bed as my pops is getting up for work or just to annoy me(I swear)

I cant wait till I can move out,Ill be struttin around nude jerking off at will

 

[jenscats5]

Parents do that kind of stuff.....

 

[Lestat]

so did you blast one off or what?

 

[wtlftr]

Any answers to the quote?

 

[tiger88]

just take the pc out and show himt his thread

 

[Agathe]

your mom does too

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

so did you blast one off or what?

yeah, did you ever finish?

 

[Daisy_]

He knew you were jerkin off... awwww dude.. haha

 

[wootoom]

He knew you were jerkin off... awwww dude.. haha

potty mouth

 

[Sub-Zero]

so did you blast one off or what?

yeah hwe went to get a haircut and dinner and i finished off the pinochio in my pants

 

[Sub-Zero]

Any answers to the quote?

interupting a teens jerk is like dropping food on the floor and stepping on it in front o fa homeless guy.

 

[wtlftr]

a teen jerks for seconds, this thread is about 3 hours old

 

[needtogrow]

Sounds like you need to jerk in the car on the on the way home.

Be sure to take the backroads.